June 4
middle aged man
Today, I turn 35.<--- see, it's a link!
May 24
A joke for geeks
..that geeks won't find funny. On the back of my Panda Express receipt:
Man, Microsoft is everywhere. I hope the Kung-Pao Chicken is backward compatible!
May 21
Related to Pops Racer, I guess
There is a great PSA at the AMC Theatre. It's a "we card for R movies" ad that features the driver's license of a kid named "Bobby Teenager." That's pretty good, but what sells the PSA is Bobby's signature, which looks a lot like this:
Because all teenagers write like they are in third grade.
May 20
More "words"
Hey! New stuff on the In Their Own Words page!
May 17
Britney Spears/Tom Waits/I Goof Around
My belief is that Tom Waits could sing any song and make it sound cool. I wish he'd really do this. Then it wouldn't suck.
May 10
Solemn Sam
From "Mechanix Illustrated", September 1959:
Now, I never met Sam, and I'm certainly no expert on monkeys, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet that Sam's thoughts when this picture was taken were more along the lines of "How can I bite the big freak that locked me into this machine?"
May 3
music
They were the greatest band of all time. They were destined to be the leaders in a musical revolution- until tragedy tore them apart. They were- The Happy Sparkle Funtime Band.
May 1
reboot
So in honor of the May 1st reboot thingie, I've completely redesigned all of my pages. The main text box is now twelve pixels wider! It's like a whole new world!