{"id":1334,"date":"2024-04-26T09:19:54","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T16:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2024-04-26T18:19:05","modified_gmt":"2024-04-27T01:19:05","slug":"alamo-drafthouse-plays-some-wild-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2024\/04\/26\/alamo-drafthouse-plays-some-wild-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Alamo Drafthouse plays some wild stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"791\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-791x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A poster for &quot;Alamo Mind Cinema&quot; featuring images and titles of multiple imaginary movies, including Chubby Rain, Simple Jack, Satan's Alley, and Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb\" class=\"wp-image-1335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-791x1024.jpg 791w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-768x994.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-1187x1536.jpg 1187w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-1583x2048.jpg 1583w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 791px) 100vw, 791px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Update:<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Someone pointed out that a movie called &#8220;Bitter Harvest&#8221; was actually made a few years ago. If you want your poster of imaginary movies to avoid having real counterparts, steal this version instead:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"791\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-2-791x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A poster for &quot;Alamo Mind Cinema&quot; featuring images and titles of multiple imaginary movies, including Chubby Rain, Simple Jack, Satan's Alley, and Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Bitter Harvest has been replaced by Habeas Corpus.\" class=\"wp-image-1338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-2-791x1024.jpg 791w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-2-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-2-768x994.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-2-1187x1536.jpg 1187w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-2-1583x2048.jpg 1583w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/alamo-drafthouse-unreal-cinema-2.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 791px) 100vw, 791px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update: Someone pointed out that a movie called &#8220;Bitter Harvest&#8221; was actually made a few years ago. If you want your poster of imaginary movies to avoid having real counterparts, steal this version instead:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1335,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[129,63,20],"tags":[176,78,10,38],"class_list":["post-1334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-i-made-a-thing","category-movies","category-photoshop","tag-alamo-drafthouse","tag-movies","tag-photoshop","tag-totally-completely-real"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1334"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}