{"id":1612,"date":"2024-08-08T19:49:55","date_gmt":"2024-08-09T02:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=1612"},"modified":"2024-08-08T19:49:55","modified_gmt":"2024-08-09T02:49:55","slug":"movie-pass-adventures-borderlands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2024\/08\/08\/movie-pass-adventures-borderlands\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Pass Adventures: Borderlands"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/borderlands.jpg\" alt=\"Borderlands menu bar\" class=\"wp-image-1613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/borderlands.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/borderlands-300x38.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/borderlands-768x96.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Look, I only got about three hours of sleep last night; it should be pretty easy for a movie to outwit me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not one thing in this movie surprised me. Every plot point is predictable, every joke is telegraphed, every decision a character makes is the one they have to make to get the story to the next point, even if there&#8217;s no motivation for it.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;but at least there&#8217;s a completely pointless &#8220;I got pee in my mouth&#8221; joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An impressive waste of talented actors, and also Kevin Hart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1614,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[161,63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movie-pass-adventures","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1612"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1615,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions\/1615"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}