{"id":19782,"date":"2025-12-14T11:51:44","date_gmt":"2025-12-14T19:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=19782"},"modified":"2025-12-14T11:51:44","modified_gmt":"2025-12-14T19:51:44","slug":"really-long-movie-adventures-kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2025\/12\/14\/really-long-movie-adventures-kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair\/","title":{"rendered":"Really Long Movie Adventures: Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"825\" height=\"519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-1.jpg\" alt=\"Uma Thurman in Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair.\" class=\"wp-image-19784\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-1.jpg 825w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-1-300x189.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-1-768x483.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 825px) 100vw, 825px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-2.jpg\" alt=\"Uma Thurman in Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair.\" class=\"wp-image-19785\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-2-300x38.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-2-768x96.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When this was two movies, the pacing of the second one always seemed strange, and it&#8217;s even stranger as one big movie.  The first half spends a huge amount of time building up The Bride and O-Ren Ishi, and their final battle feels earned. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then intermission hits, and the second half moves at a much slower pace. We learn more about Bill, but it&#8217;s almost all from other people talking about him. The final battle is more of a conversation than a fight. I like that in theory, but as it&#8217;s done here it feels anti-climactic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today&#8217;s fake poster is based solely on the other movie also having a rhyming title. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A fake poster for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair.mimicking the poster for The Bling Ring.\" class=\"wp-image-19783\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/kill-bill-the-whole-bloody-affair.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like most Tarantino movies, I like the parts better than the whole thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19784,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[161,63,20],"tags":[350,78,10],"class_list":["post-19782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movie-pass-adventures","category-movies","category-photoshop","tag-fake-posters","tag-movies","tag-photoshop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19782"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19786,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19782\/revisions\/19786"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}