{"id":242,"date":"2019-11-30T23:38:46","date_gmt":"2019-11-30T23:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=242"},"modified":"2019-11-30T23:40:40","modified_gmt":"2019-11-30T23:40:40","slug":"new-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2019\/11\/30\/new-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"New Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My bike shoes are three and a half years old. They were fine- biking is not exactly tough on the soles- but I needed a second pair for work. Of course, as soon as I ordered the new pair, the old pair started falling apart. THEY KNEW.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/IMG_0314-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"My bike shoes.\" class=\"wp-image-243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/IMG_0314-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/IMG_0314-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/IMG_0314-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/IMG_0314-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/IMG_0314-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Left: old and busted.<br>Right: New Hotness.<br>In the back: gloves (in case you need to dye your hair).<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The new ones look more like sneakers, which is nice. They also look more like clown shoes, which might be okay as well. BONUS! One of my bikes is yellow, and the other is olive green. my feet will match either bike, which is what makes bikes fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Leo from Twin Peaks would be so happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Angelo Badalamenti - New Shoes (Twin Peaks)\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8l_l4GSUQac?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>I was going to put a video of Leo saying &#8220;new shoes,&#8221; but he&#8217;s gross and drooly., so you get some Angelo Badalamenti instead.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"838\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/new-shoes.jpg\" alt=\"Leo is excited.\" class=\"wp-image-248\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/new-shoes.jpg 838w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/new-shoes-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/new-shoes-768x568.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 838px) 100vw, 838px\" \/><figcaption>I told you he&#8217;d be happy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New bike shoes. The most exciting post EVARRRRR.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[34,16,32,33],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bike","tag-angelo-badalamenti","tag-bike","tag-shoes","tag-twin-peaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":251,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions\/251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}