{"id":2778,"date":"2025-05-01T09:57:27","date_gmt":"2025-05-01T16:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=2778"},"modified":"2025-05-01T09:57:27","modified_gmt":"2025-05-01T16:57:27","slug":"streaming-movie-adventures-the-accountant-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2025\/05\/01\/streaming-movie-adventures-the-accountant-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Streaming Movie Adventures: The Accountant (2016)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
\"Ben<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"Ben<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

“Hey, y’know how Matt Damon’s first big role was as a math genius, and then he did a bunch of action spy movies? What if we had a movie where the lead guy was both, and also a secret philanthropist?”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“How would we make that believable?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Easy- let’s make him autistic!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Does autism give people super math\/killing\/philanthropy powers?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“No idea!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Good enough for me!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Should we also include a nonsense plot?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I think that’s practically a requirement.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“If people like it, we can do a sequel in ten years.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“But after all that time people will forget the first movie!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You’re right. Let’s do it in nine.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today’s poster is so, so, so dumb. But so is the movie, so that works out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"A<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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I know a lot of neurodivergent folks, and almost none of them are philanthropic math savant assassins. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2780,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[161,63,20],"tags":[291,292,78,294,10,293],"class_list":["post-2778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movie-pass-adventures","category-movies","category-photoshop","tag-assassin","tag-ben-affleck","tag-movies","tag-neurodivergence","tag-photoshop","tag-the-accountant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2782,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2778\/revisions\/2782"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}