{"id":283,"date":"2019-12-07T15:37:39","date_gmt":"2019-12-07T15:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=283"},"modified":"2019-12-07T15:37:45","modified_gmt":"2019-12-07T15:37:45","slug":"move-over-weight-watchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2019\/12\/07\/move-over-weight-watchers\/","title":{"rendered":"Move Over, Weight Watchers!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Our old bathroom scale does that thing where it gives a different weight every time you step on it. So I did some research and bought a scale listed as most consistently accurate. I weighed myself this morning and it claimed I lost a couple of pounds overnight. I thought &#8220;You bought this because the old one wasn&#8217;t working right- of course they don&#8217;t match.&#8221; To prove it I weighed myself on the old scale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>It also said I lost a couple of pounds overnight.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have learned the secret of rapid weight loss: MAKE YOUR OLD SCALE JEALOUS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story of grand scale!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":284,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-boring-fat-guy-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":286,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions\/286"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}