{"id":3582,"date":"2025-09-05T18:45:51","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T01:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=3582"},"modified":"2025-09-05T18:52:45","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T01:52:45","slug":"walk-of-fame-movie-adventures-the-visitor-1979-and-mel-ferrer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/05\/walk-of-fame-movie-adventures-the-visitor-1979-and-mel-ferrer\/","title":{"rendered":"Walk of Fame Movie Adventures: The Visitor (1979) and Mel Ferrer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
\"John<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"Paige<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I knew I was in for a high quality piece of cinema when it opened with this title card:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"The
“Spelling? Capitalization? Grammar? Punctuation? Those rules are for cowards.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

This is the best movie with an old man in a fishing hat fighting to stop an eight year old girl from forcing her mother (with the help of a secret evil organization and the owner of a basketball team) to give birth to the reincarnation of Space Satan I’ve ever seen. At that doesn’t even mention the ice skating fight, or the commune full of bald children led by Space Jesus in what looks like a very nice suburban home in space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Composite<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Mel Ferrer (Walk of Fame star at 6268 Hollywood Boulevard) plays the head of the evil secret organization. He gets killed by birds. I’m not sure if he’s covered in blood or bird crap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Mel<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Today’s fake poster… isn’t very good. It looks less like a movie poster, and more like a repackaged DVD in the five dollar bin at Walmart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"A
They can’t all be gems.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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