{"id":3649,"date":"2025-09-21T21:21:46","date_gmt":"2025-09-22T04:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=3649"},"modified":"2025-09-21T21:21:46","modified_gmt":"2025-09-22T04:21:46","slug":"movie-pass-adventures-the-long-walk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/21\/movie-pass-adventures-the-long-walk\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Pass Adventures: The Long Walk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"825\" height=\"519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-2.jpg\" alt=\"Cooper Hoffman and David Jonsson in The Long Walk\" class=\"wp-image-3652\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-2.jpg 825w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-2-300x189.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-2-768x483.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 825px) 100vw, 825px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-1.jpg\" alt=\"The cast of The Long Walk\" class=\"wp-image-3651\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-1-300x38.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-1-768x96.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This is the first of this year&#8217;s Stephen King Perambulation Pictures- The Running Man comes out in November. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What I don&#8217;t understand about this movie: they know they can&#8217;t stop for any reason, not even to go to the bathroom. So why are they all wearing normal pants? If I were doing this I&#8217;d wear a kilt regimental style.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also: If I were doing this I would die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think this is a good idea for a fake poster, but I&#8217;ve got a cold coming on and my body seems to think going to bed would be a better use of my time than making a poster that only four people will see, so you get this proof of concept:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A fake poster for The Long Walk mimicking the poster for Run Lola Run.\" class=\"wp-image-3650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-long-walk.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know who should have played the bad guy? Christopher Walken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3652,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[161,63,20],"tags":[350,78,10],"class_list":["post-3649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movie-pass-adventures","category-movies","category-photoshop","tag-fake-posters","tag-movies","tag-photoshop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3649"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3653,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649\/revisions\/3653"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}