{"id":3710,"date":"2025-09-29T22:43:52","date_gmt":"2025-09-30T05:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=3710"},"modified":"2025-09-29T22:43:52","modified_gmt":"2025-09-30T05:43:52","slug":"monsterdon-movie-adventures-the-food-of-the-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/29\/monsterdon-movie-adventures-the-food-of-the-gods\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsterdon Movie Adventures: The Food of the Gods"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"825\" height=\"519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-food-of-the-gods.jpg\" alt=\"Marjoe Gortner feverishly pokes at something with a stick in The Food of the Gods.\" class=\"wp-image-3712\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-food-of-the-gods.jpg 825w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-food-of-the-gods-300x189.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/the-food-of-the-gods-768x483.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 825px) 100vw, 825px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods-1.jpg\" alt=\"Pamela Martin and a giant rat in The Food of the Gods.\" class=\"wp-image-3713\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods-1-300x38.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods-1-768x96.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bert I. Gordon sure loves &#8220;Eat and Get Large&#8221; movies.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Marjoe Gortner is a football player who confidently makes bad decisions that get people killed. Pamela Martin plays the woman whose type is apparently &#8220;guys who look like scared birds who believe they are always right.&#8221; Together they fight giant rats that are actually normal-sized mice or cheap rat costumes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lesson I learned from this movie: If you find a mysterious puddle of white goo, you probably shouldn&#8217;t eat it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today&#8217;s fake poster is based on a different exploration of the unpredictable effects of deities on mankind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A fake poster for The Food of the Gods mimicking the poster for The Gods Must Be Crazy.\" class=\"wp-image-3711\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/food-of-the-gods.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the dumbest hero!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3712,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[370,161,63,20],"tags":[350,371,78,10],"class_list":["post-3710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-monsterdon","category-movie-pass-adventures","category-movies","category-photoshop","tag-fake-posters","tag-monsterdon","tag-movies","tag-photoshop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3710"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3714,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions\/3714"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}