{"id":424,"date":"2020-05-04T20:10:39","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T20:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=424"},"modified":"2020-05-04T20:10:42","modified_gmt":"2020-05-04T20:10:42","slug":"a-winner-is-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/04\/a-winner-is-me\/","title":{"rendered":"A WINNER IS ME!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My Mortal Foe, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2020\/04\/01\/my-mortal-enemy\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Daniel Quinn<\/a>: VANQUISHED!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peep this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"954\" height=\"780\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/twenty-five-point-two.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/twenty-five-point-two.jpg 954w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/twenty-five-point-two-300x245.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/twenty-five-point-two-768x628.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 954px) 100vw, 954px\" \/><figcaption>DEVASTATING. YOU&#8217;RE DEVASTATED.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>TWENTY FIVE POINT TWO PERCENT. Pity poor Daniel Quinn, for his paltry 25.02% of the Valley has been crushed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is me:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"275\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/qhVroXC.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-426\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"460\" height=\"292\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/glory-1.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-427\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"498\" height=\"280\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/tenor.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-428\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;and this is PATHETIC HAS BEEN DANIEL QUINN:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"245\" height=\"187\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/FU4Y-1.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-431\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"498\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/8KRa-1.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-432\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"305\" height=\"242\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/fyVQ.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-433\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>At this point, the only way he could possibly catch me is if he rode SEVEN MILES. IMPOSSIBLE! NO MAN CAN RIDE <strong>SEVEN MILES<\/strong> AND LIVE TO TELL THE TALE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My glory will never be surpassed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The killing blow:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe height='405' width='590' frameborder='0' allowtransparency='true' scrolling='no' src='https:\/\/www.strava.com\/activities\/3398281606\/embed\/cab81f1e439314e23f2be370615ffc73ddd10a50'><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>Now go and tell the world of this glorious day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(maybe don&#8217;t tell Daniel)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Mortal Foe, Daniel Quinn: VANQUISHED! Peep this: TWENTY FIVE POINT TWO PERCENT. Pity poor Daniel Quinn, for his paltry 25.02% of the Valley has been crushed. This is me: &#8230;and this is PATHETIC HAS BEEN DANIEL QUINN: At this point, the only way he could possibly catch me is if he rode SEVEN MILES. 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