{"id":5253,"date":"2025-10-07T19:53:12","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T02:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=5253"},"modified":"2025-10-07T19:53:12","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T02:53:12","slug":"botober-day-7-behold-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2025\/10\/07\/botober-day-7-behold-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"Botober Day 7: Behold onion."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"731\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7-behold-onion-1024x731.jpg\" alt=\"Line drawing of an onion with a large central eye and an open mouth full of spiky teeth. Six stalks with eyes looking in different directions are growing from the top of the onion. \n\nText around the onion reads &quot;I SEEK REVENGE ON OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE! BRING ME... A BLOOMIN' HUMAN!&quot;\n\nText at the bottom reads &quot;BOTOBER 25    7: BEHOLD ONION.&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-5254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7-behold-onion-1024x731.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7-behold-onion-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7-behold-onion-768x549.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7-behold-onion-1536x1097.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/7-behold-onion-2048x1463.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This one&#8217;s for the D&amp;D nerds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It might make you cry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5254,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[372,376],"tags":[373,142,379],"class_list":["post-5253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-botober","category-drawing","tag-botober","tag-drawing","tag-dungeons-and-dragons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5255,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253\/revisions\/5255"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}