{"id":5439,"date":"2025-10-08T13:50:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T20:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=5439"},"modified":"2025-10-08T13:50:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T20:50:28","slug":"botober-day-8-ground-mayonnaise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2025\/10\/08\/botober-day-8-ground-mayonnaise\/","title":{"rendered":"Botober Day 8: ground mayonnaise"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"731\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8-gorund-mayonnaise-1024x731.jpg\" alt=\"A lame line drawing of a messy kitchen. Text reads &quot;Welcome to another edition of AMERICA'S MESSIEST KITCHEN!&quot;\n\nA blob on the floor is labelled &quot;GROUND MAYONNAISE.&quot; A blob on the ceiling is labeled &quot;ceiling sauce.&quot; A bag against the wall is labeled &quot;wall flour.&quot; The bag is saying &quot;it has its perks.&quot;\n\nlabels at the bottom read &quot;BOTOBER 25    8: GROUND MAYONNAISE&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-5440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8-gorund-mayonnaise-1024x731.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8-gorund-mayonnaise-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8-gorund-mayonnaise-768x549.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8-gorund-mayonnaise-1536x1097.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/8-gorund-mayonnaise-2048x1463.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I blame the bad drawing and weak pun on post COVID\/flu vaccination symptoms. I&#8217;m glad that excuse came up when I needed it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I blame the bad drawing and weak pun on post COVID\/flu vaccination symptoms. I&#8217;m glad that excuse came up when I needed it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5440,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[372,376],"tags":[381,373,142,380],"class_list":["post-5439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-botober","category-drawing","tag-bad-pun","tag-botober","tag-drawing","tag-kitchen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5441,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5439\/revisions\/5441"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}