{"id":5964,"date":"2025-10-10T18:20:08","date_gmt":"2025-10-11T01:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=5964"},"modified":"2025-10-10T18:20:08","modified_gmt":"2025-10-11T01:20:08","slug":"botober-day-10-1-4-can-cool-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2025\/10\/10\/botober-day-10-1-4-can-cool-soup\/","title":{"rendered":"Botober Day 10: 1\/4 can cool soup"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"731\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/10-1-can-cool-soup-1024x731.jpg\" alt=\"Line drawing. At the top are the words &quot;CSI: PANTRY.&quot; Below that is a can of gazpacho wearing sunglasses. The top fourth of the can is torn off and sitting to the right of the bottom. Text above the torn top reads:\n&quot;The victim is Jimmy 'Gaz' Gazpacho, a second shelf staple. Our unsub is a person with an extreme dislike of can openers.&quot;\n\n&quot;HE'S A DMAN MONSTER!&quot;\n\n&quot;You need to cool down.&quot;\n\nText below reads &quot;BOTOBER 25    10: 1\/4 can cool soup&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-5966\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/10-1-can-cool-soup-1024x731.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/10-1-can-cool-soup-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/10-1-can-cool-soup-768x549.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/10-1-can-cool-soup-1536x1097.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/10-1-can-cool-soup-2048x1463.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s a good joke buried in there somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a good joke buried in there somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5966,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[372,376],"tags":[373,142],"class_list":["post-5964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-botober","category-drawing","tag-botober","tag-drawing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5964"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5967,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5964\/revisions\/5967"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}