{"id":77873,"date":"2026-09-26T17:31:31","date_gmt":"2026-09-27T00:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=77873"},"modified":"2026-09-26T18:51:46","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T01:51:46","slug":"come-on-over-were-burning-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2026\/09\/26\/come-on-over-were-burning-eggs\/","title":{"rendered":"Come on over- we&#8217;re burning eggs!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/terrible-breakfasts-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"A shelf of books. One book is in front of the others. It's titled Terrible Breakfast Recipes:  What to make when you want everyone to say &quot;No thanks, I'll grab something on the way to work.&quot; There is a picture of some greenish French Toast in a paper tray. The Author is Debbie Moltingbird, Author of They'll Think They Were Poisoned.&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-77875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/terrible-breakfasts-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/terrible-breakfasts-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/terrible-breakfasts-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/terrible-breakfasts-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/terrible-breakfasts-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":77875,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[236,20],"tags":[10,38],"class_list":["post-77873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fake-media","category-photoshop","tag-photoshop","tag-totally-completely-real"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77876,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77873\/revisions\/77876"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}