{"id":78776,"date":"2026-11-13T23:10:07","date_gmt":"2026-11-14T07:10:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=78776"},"modified":"2026-11-13T23:10:07","modified_gmt":"2026-11-14T07:10:07","slug":"who-knows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2026\/11\/13\/who-knows\/","title":{"rendered":"Who knows?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"907\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/i-found-my-nose-907x1024.jpg\" alt=\"An open magazine showing an ad with title I FOUND MY NOSE! AND I CAN HELP YOU FIND YOURS!\n\nA large photo shows a man smiling and pointing at his nose.\n\nAd copy reads:\nRecently, I was performing my morning adjustment of my lip wig when I discovered that something on my face wouldn\u2019t let me push it up into my eyes. Naturally, I was frightened and called my neighbor, who is a somewhat famous animal doctor. He told me the blockage was caused by something called a nose, and that they\u2019re very common! Over 80 percent of men (and 35% of women) have some form of nose.\n\nIf you think you might have a nose, don\u2019t be scared! Invite me to your home for a steak breakfast and I\u2019ll see if you have one, or if you\u2019re just a deluded freak.\n\nAt the bottom:\nTAD DUMPLINGS\n&quot;I can probably help you find your nose&quot;\n\nIn the Yellow Pages under &quot;Nasal Detectives&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-78777\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/i-found-my-nose-907x1024.jpg 907w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/i-found-my-nose-266x300.jpg 266w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/i-found-my-nose-768x867.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/i-found-my-nose-1360x1536.jpg 1360w, https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/i-found-my-nose-1813x2048.jpg 1813w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 907px) 100vw, 907px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":78777,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[236,129,20],"tags":[427,82,10,38],"class_list":["post-78776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fake-media","category-i-made-a-thing","category-photoshop","tag-fake-ad","tag-magazine","tag-photoshop","tag-totally-completely-real"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78778,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78776\/revisions\/78778"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}