{"id":944,"date":"2023-09-27T18:31:57","date_gmt":"2023-09-28T01:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/?p=944"},"modified":"2023-09-27T18:31:57","modified_gmt":"2023-09-28T01:31:57","slug":"welcome-to-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/27\/welcome-to-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to America!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone recently reposted this thing I made twenty years ago. My girlfriend&#8217;s family had gone on vacation to Europe, and I picked them up when they came back. I made this to play in the car driving home. I&#8217;m pretty sure this isn&#8217;t why what drove her to break up with me, but I wouldn&#8217;t blame her if it did.<\/p>\n<p>And now I share it with you!<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-944-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Dogwelder-Welcome-to-America.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Dogwelder-Welcome-to-America.mp3\">https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Dogwelder-Welcome-to-America.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone recently reposted this thing I made twenty years ago. My girlfriend&#8217;s family had gone on vacation to Europe, and I picked them up when they came back. I made this to play in the car driving home. I&#8217;m pretty sure this isn&#8217;t why what drove her to break up with me, but I wouldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":10,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[125],"tags":[126,127,128],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audio","tag-audio","tag-fake-documentary","tag-terrible"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":946,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions\/946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ga2so.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}