Author: Ga2so

  • Movie Pass Adventures: Janet Planet

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    This movie would have benefited from some editing (I didn’t need to watch a static closeup shot of an entire microwave cooking cycle), but there are also a lot of lingering shots that work, particularly when hanging on Zoe Zeigler’s face. I don’t know if she’s a master of subtle emotion or a perfect example of the Kuleshov Effect, but every scene with her is filled with an undercurrent of emotion.

  • Retro Movie Adventures: Go Fish (1994)

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    If you made this movie now the lesbian part would almost be an incidental part of the story, but in 1994 it was pretty uncommon. The acting is pretty stiff; almost all of the cast never acted before or since. The numerous sex scenes might have been groundbreaking at the time, but now they seem overlong. There’s also a little too much Freshly Graduated Film Student Artiness (“Play it backward! Throw it some symbolic shots! Add a fantasy scene with everyone wearing the same wedding dress!”). A lot of this is just a product of when it was created. If it were made with current movie equipment, they would have been able to see what shots didn’t work and reshoot immediately without worrying about running out of film. But even with all that, Go Fish is still very watchable.

  • Movie Pass Adventures: Kinds of Kindness

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    I’ve liked most of Yorgos Lanthimos’s movies (I didn’t care for the “sex with someone who is effectively a child, played for laughs” of Poor Things) so I had a lot of hope for this. Unfortunately it was disconnected, arch, and stiff, with a lot of it feeling like weirdness purely for weirdness’ sake.

  • Retro Movie Double Feature Adventures: Forbidden Planet (1956) & The Time Machine (1960)

    I saw both of these at The New Beverly Cinema, Quentin Tarantino’s movie theater that only shows movies on 35mm (or in rare cases 16mm) film, and it’s always a double feature. They also show old trailers, and it was wild to see something that actually made The Black Hole look like a serious, scary sci-fi film. The audience was full of neurodivergent socially awkward weirdos who talk too loudly about things they love, so I fit right in.

    Forbidden Planet

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    Somehow, I’d never seen this. I really enjoyed it. It’s a crazy mix of dated ideas (“we’ve known each other nearly two days, so of course we’re in love!”) and ahead-of-its-time concepts. The special effects hold up incredibly well for a movie that’s almost 70 years old. I bet Gene Roddenberry loved this movie. It was like an early Star Trek episode in all the right ways, all the way up to the “our greatest enemy is ourselves” ending. And dig that crazy score!

    The Time Machine

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    After Forbidden Planet ended, someone in the row in front of me told a friend: “Forbidden Planet is great, but The Time Machine is better! It’s a classic!

    He was wrong.

    The Time Machine has its charms, but it’s a much weaker story (the final message seems to be “our blond-haired master race can save the world with genocide”), and more than once the special effects are either terrible mattes or “here is some stock footage that approximates the description in the voice-over.” Also: coming up with futuristic names is always a challenge, and there’s no way to know how language will shift over time, but Weena is an especially unfortunate choice.

    SPECIAL BONUS CONTENT!!

    I always make a graphic for the featured image of these posts. If I see two movies in a day I make a single combined graphic. But this one is different! I made two separate graphics, then mashed them together for the front page.

    HEY LOOK GRAPHICS:

    Leslie Nielsen and Anne Francis in Forbidden Planet
    Rod Taylor in The Time Machine
  • Movie Pass Adventures: Ghostlight

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    This movie shouldn’t work. The main family is played by an actual family, so the risk of nepotism is high. The story is full of perfect coincidences, including: the father, a construction worker, accidentally stumbles into acting in a community theater performing exactly the right play to act as therapy; the daughter gets suspended at just the right time to participate; the mother has connections to help as well; the twin climaxes of the story happen to be occurring withing a few hours of each other. But it does work. The performances are strong enough to support the ridiculous amount of suspension of disbelief required by the story.

    The father and daughter get most of the meat of the story, and they both shine. I would not be surprised if Katherine Mallen Kupferer has a long and well-respected acting career.

  • Movie Pass Adventures: Fancy Dance

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    I knew this movie wasn’t working for me when I started getting distracted by plot holes. If the characters were stronger, or the story more engaging, I would accept all the story points that don’t make sense. I’m looking forward to a better vehicle for Lily Gladstone.

  • Movie Pass Adventures: Thelma

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    If you’ve ever seen an action movie and thought “they sure have the sound up high,” know that it was nothing compared to the volume was set at for this movie. Hearing aids not required!

    Man, I enjoyed this film. The humor works, the riffs on action movie tropes work, the touching stuff works… everything works. June Squibb and Richard Roundtree make a great geriatric Murtaugh & Riggs.

    Bonus fun for me: most of it was filmed in the East San Fernando Valley (and they weren’t trying to hide it) so I got to play “Hey, I Know Where That Is!” a lot. “That’s the gas station near Aroma Cafe! That’s the park up the street! That’s the place where we bought the lamp by the couch!”

  • Movie Pass Adventures: The Bikeriders

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    Look, I know this is based on a book, but “The Bikeriders” is a terrible title.

    Very little of this movie actually takes place on a motorcycle. It’s told from the point of view of Kathy (Jodie Comer), who never drives a bike in the movie (though she is a passenger once or twice). It’s a good choice.

    There are no surprises in the story, but the characters are strong enough to carry the film. Tom Hardy’s voice absolutely drove me nuts in the trailer, but it’s mixed differently in the movie and sounds less like a cartoon baby voice.

  • Streaming Movie Adventures: Shiva Baby (2020) & Shiva Baby (2018)

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    My second time watching a movie, then watching the short film it’s based on (the first was Sometimes I Think About Dying, part of the Mid-February Movie Rodeo Roundup Jamboree Wonder Festival). The short is about a woman in an awkward family situation. The full movie starts there, and then slowly cranks up the tension until it feels like a horror movie where the monster is bad decisions. Rachel Sennott was apparently born to play people trying to use intelligence and shields made of sarcasm to survive living in real world nightmares.

  • Movie Pass Adventures: Inside Out 2

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    The movie was good (but unsurprisingly not as good as the original), and Pixar definitely knows how to show the right scene and play the right music to get me teary-eyed, but my favorite part of the film was riding the elevator to the movie theater with a three year old wearing Joy face paint. Another kid was dressed as The Mandalorian. Not quite on brand, but you do you.