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See for yourself!

Magazine ad for Ingredient 11-17. Text: When you need results, you need Ingredient 11-17! 
Several "before and after" photos follow with testimonials:
I didn't think it was possible!
I really noticed the difference!
I can no longer be controlled!
I've been married 14 times!
I thought this would make me happy!
I almost remember what happened!
I have only been married 13 times, but I've got time!

Yes, our competitors (the "Government") have made claims about our products, but until they can prove it SCIENTIFICALLY we will continue to provide INGREDIENT 11-17 to anyone who isn't going to let "doctors" stop them from consuming "unregulated materials and devices!"
WE STAND NEAR OUR PRODUCTS!

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The classic transporter effect was the best

“Mom, hang up! I’m beaming!”

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Napoleon Bonajort

Napoleon Bonajort riding his horse Majorto over the Alps.
I have returned- with jorts!

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Okay, one last ActivityPub test

Paperback book: Angry Women Ride A Big Log

Bet this doesn’t work, either.

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Another Exciting ActivityPub test!

I predict more failure.

Bruce Springsteen with corn.
Me with the greatest comic books of all time: The adaptation of Buckaroo Banzai,
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An exciting ActivityPub test!

The cover of a Muppetmorphs book, showing me turning into Bert from Sesame Street. The tagline is "Can you tell me how to get back to normal? The book title is "On The Street." The listed author is Harold Hooper.
This is an old Photoshop I’m only uploading to test the ActivityPub plugin.
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These colors don’t walk

Come to the United States of America, where we celebrate the birth of our nation by having real estate agents plant low quality flags by the curb near our trash cans!

Trash can. Also: Flag.
America.
Trash can. Also: Flag.
America!
Trash can. Also: Flag.
AMERICA!
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Wizard.

Poster for Gonk with the Windu

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a gonk.

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Cutoff in his prime

World famous denim enthusiast Jorts Harrison on the cover of his seminal work All Things Must Pants.
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The significance of the battlestar is change

DVD box art for The Cylons of the Lambs