I should have watched this in a theater, and I should have done it decades ago. There was no way it could have lived up to what I’d heard about it while I was watching it at home with headphones on and distractions everywhere. Even so, it was inspiring and heartbreaking to watch.
No one is going to get the reference for this poster. I’ll save everyone some grief and put it in the alt tags.
Silents Synced takes silent films and pairs them with more current music. It’s not a new idea: Giorgio Moroder did it 40 years ago with Metropolis. The main difference is that Moroder made new songs just for the movie. These use existing songs that have little or nothing to do with the films. They also include special effects that draw attention toward themselves and away from the movies. The audience applauded at the end, so I guess this works for people, but I’d rather watch a clean print with music created to enhance the story instead of just playing in the background. A modern score created and performed specifically for the film by a group like R.E.M. sounds pretty darn cool. Until that happens, I’d say watch the originals. You can find them for free all over the place.
Since the movie is about a guy who wants to be a detective, I used the poster for a movie about a different detective as inspiration for this poster. I barely had to change the story description.
I’m about to make some silly nit-picky complaints, but this is a good movie with strong performances from everyone in the family, and it’s worth investing two and three quarter hours to watch. Soheila Golestani is particularly strong as a woman trying to do the right thing while protecting her family.
That being said, here comes the nitpicking! There’s a bit of mild spoiling below:
If Anton Chekhov watched the first scene he’d jump up and yell “Hey! I know at least one thing that’s going to happen at the end!”
The ages of the actors playing the kids are a little hinky. There’s a moment where the mother says one of the daughters is going through puberty, and I thought “wait- how old is she supposed to be/” I looked up the actress afterward, and she’s 32. She doesn’t look ancient, but she sure doesn’t look like a kid. Then again, this movie was shot in secret and everyone had to flee the country after it was done to avoid getting arrested, so I guess they were lucky to find good actress of any age willing to live in exile to tell this story.
Also: is it bad that a chase scene in this very serious movie reminded me of Scooby Doo?
If you can figure out the poster I’m copying, you can probably figure out why I picked it. Or you could save some effort and just read the alt text.
After watching Barb & Star yesterday, this feels like a trip to the frat house. It’s somehow dirtier, but with less sex. Funny, but much more caustic.
I saw this at an Alamo Drafthouse “Sing Along Party.” It was… odd. I think they had someone watching and turning on closed captioning whenever they thought a song would start. Sometimes the lyrics wouldn’t show, but the dialogue would. Maybe it was supposed to be a Joke Along Party as well.
I will not tell you how long I spent trying to make the letters on this poster look right. I thought I’d save time so I made a custom brush and did it in Illustrator. I probably could have neatly written it on paper and scanned it in half the time. And it’s still not quite right- but close!
This movie came out in the middle of COVID. I started to watch it at home, got about five minutes in, and turned it off. It wasn’t for me.
Then Alonso Duralde from Maximum Film was excited that there was going to be a screening in an actual theater, so I decided to give it another shot.
I discovered the movie isn’t for me if I sit alone and watch it on my computer, but is much more for me in a crowd of BASGTVDM superfans. It’s wild and silly and a bunch of fun. I’m glad I found the right crowd to watch it with. Thanks, Alonso!
And as a bonus, a pretty damn good fake poster:
Man, that was good. One of those films where you forget you’re watching someone speaking a language you don’t know. Also, 1970s Brazilian pop music ROCKS.
If you own a movie theater, this movie gives you the opportunity to play a really mean prank. Tell people you’re showing “I’m Still Here,” and when they come expecting to see an Oscar-nominated film, show them the terrible Joaquin Phoenix documentary. Then again, the director of that is a creep, so maybe not.
I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something about this movie’s lazy parody poster…
2025 has had kind of a rough start. One of the things that’s made it harder than usual was Los Angeles’ attempt to burn itself to the ground. This showing of Superman at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood was a fundraiser for a bunch of charities who are helping people impacted by the fire.
It was the right choice for a stressed city. Did I tear up a couple of times, including once right at the very beginning when the music swelled as Superman’s symbol appeared onscreen? I’ll never tell.
It’s not a perfect movie by any means- I could live without ever hearing Margot Kidder recite “Can You Read My Mind?” again- but it was a pleasure to watch a Superman who is unquestionably a force for good. I’ve always liked a Superman who’s greatest power is to do the right thing, even when the right thing is impossible. I hope Gunn’s version in July keeps that unwavering goodness in place.
Now, about this poster…
Yesterday, I blamed the poor poster on the poor movie. Today, I have no excuse.
There’s a thing going on in DC comics right now called the Absolute line. There’s an Absolute Superman, an Absolute Batman, and an Absolute Superman. The idea behind them is simple: How much can you take away and still have the story be true it the character? So far, it’s worked surprisingly well, giving new looks at the heroes without abandoning there core concepts.
This feels like someone had a similar idea for Star Trek, but in this case it absolutely does not work. Sure, it has some of the same aliens and characters, but it feels like someone went to a costume shop and said “hey, gimme some stuff from that Doctor Spock show.”
This was originally supposed to be a series. I see why they decided against it.
Also:I always fight to make decent parody images for bad movies. They take way too long, I never find source images I want to use (because they don’t exist), it’s hard to come up with a parody concept, and they never look as good as I’d like. Seriously, you have no idea how much work I put into this thing that doesn’t work.
This is cracking good fun- it’s Wallace & Gromit, how could it not be? Wallace still has his delicate balance of brilliance and boneheadedness, and Gromit continues to be a combination of Jeeves and James Bond.
This is up for Best Animated Picture. It’s not my favorite of the bunch, but it’s still a lot of fun.
I wanted to do a “Revenge of the Sith” parody for this poster, but I already made a Star War. I think this is actually better.
When I was a kid in the 1970s, KCOP (channel 13) showed this movie. Watching it now, I can’t figure out how they did it. The movie is 75 minutes long, and half the scenes, including the climax of the movie, feature prominent nudity and/or sex. It must have been thirty minutes long.
Also: no, this isn’t a secret classic movie. It’s a silly “hey look at these boobs” film that I watched with a bunch of other folks just to make fun of it. Don’t seek it out.
…but hey, I got a good poster out of it!
