Category: superheroes

  • Movie Pass Adventures: The Fantastic Four: First Steps

    stylized image of The Fantastic Four. They are blue silhouettes with white highlights, including their "4" chest symbols. The are surrounded by alternating red and white lines.
    The Fantastic four, mostly their heads, in line smiling toward the camera

    I’d bet that I would have enjoyed this movie much more if I hadn’t just seen Superman. They take different approaches to the same idea: making classic superhero stories work in a more modern way. I really thought I’d enjoy the FF’s retro-future Earth more than I did, but there’s too much style and not enough substance.

    I enjoyed it while I watched, but it isn’t lingering in my head.

    Today’s fake poster is based on a different “Superlative and a Number” team.

    A poster for The Fantastic Four: First Steps mimicking the poster for The Magnificent Seven.
    This doesn’t look nearly as retro as the actual movie.
    Fediverse reactions
  • Movie Pass Adventures: Superman

    The back of Superman and Krypto sitting and looking at the Earth. The image is stylized: Superman and Krypto are red, blue, yellow, and white. The Earth is the same colors, but darker.
    Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lane and David Corenswet as Superman looking happily at each other in Superman.

    I’m a bit of a comic book nerd, so I don’t think I can accurately judge how normal humans will feel about this movie, but I freaking LOVED it. A charming, likable Superman in a movie that isn’t afraid to have fun? Count me in!

    I had a good idea for today’s poster, but I kind of whiffed the title logo. But it was fun to try and remember how to use Adobe Illustrator!

    A poster for Superman mimicking the poster for Super Fly.
    Fediverse reactions
  • Half-Retro Streaming Movie Adventures: The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    These were both spur-of-the moment choices. One choice was better than the other.

    The Kentucky Fried Movie

    Wally & THe Beaver in Kentucky Fried Movie
    Evan C. Kim as Loo in The Kentucky Fried Movie

    I was looking through free stuff and this popped up. I thought “Hey, I remember that being funny- I’ll watch it!” It does not hold up. Most of the jokes are only funny if you don’t already know them, and there was so much cheeseball nudity that I kept hiding my screen in case my spouse woke up and thought I was watching seventies porn.

    It’s also very much made for people who watched movies and TV in the seventies. I’m guessing most people under thirty would have no idea that a huge chunk of the movie is a direct parody of Enter the Dragon.

    This is not a great parody poster, but it’s a better parody poster than this movie deserves.

    A poster for The Kentucky Fried Movie that parodies the poster for Lost in Translation.

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Three Spider-Men pointing at each other in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
    Spider-Man and Spider-Woman in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    My students finished testing early, so we had an hour and a half to fill. I pulled up the first age-appropriate movie I thought might interest them that I could find.

    This movie is so damn good. I hope the final part eventually gets made, but it doesn’t feel very promising. It’s currently scheduled to come out on my birthday… two years from now.

    This parody poster isn’t terrible, but this movie deserves a better one.

    A poster for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse parodying the poster for Kiss of the Spider Woman
    But that costume sure looks cool in shades of blue!
    Fediverse reactions
  • Retro Movie Pass Adventures: Spider-Man (2002)

    Spider-Man movie block

    Man, this movie holds up. It’s a superhero movie that respects the source material without taking it as gospel. So good to see it on a proper screen.

    Side note: when this movie came out I remember thinking “that guy is way to old to play Norman Osborne.” Now I watch it and think “Hey, look at Willem Dafoe’s baby face!”

  • One way to get kids to make their beds.

    Batspread.

    Is it bad that I kind of want this?