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See for yourself!

Magazine ad for Ingredient 11-17. Text: When you need results, you need Ingredient 11-17! 
Several "before and after" photos follow with testimonials:
I didn't think it was possible!
I really noticed the difference!
I can no longer be controlled!
I've been married 14 times!
I thought this would make me happy!
I almost remember what happened!
I have only been married 13 times, but I've got time!

Yes, our competitors (the "Government") have made claims about our products, but until they can prove it SCIENTIFICALLY we will continue to provide INGREDIENT 11-17 to anyone who isn't going to let "doctors" stop them from consuming "unregulated materials and devices!"
WE STAND NEAR OUR PRODUCTS!

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Now I can pretend I’m a published author.

I’m thinking about having my students make a magazine, so I made a goofy test book. I’m putting a link to it here in case any of you like to spend too much money on stuff. I set my profit to zero, so all of your money will go straight to the big scary corporation.

Most of it is stuff I’ve already posted. I’ll probably end up putting the rest of it up as well, so you should probably just wait.

https://www.blurb.com/b/11527636-robot-ponies

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I hope he got the help he deserved.

Benito Caprese needs your help!