Tag: poster

  • Retro Movie Adventures: Shall We Dance? (1996)

    Tomio and Shohei dance in the work bathroom in Shall We Dance?
    The dancers of Shall We Dance?

    I think I’m going to start walking like Tomio. Also: I loved this movie.

    Today’s poster is based on a different romantic comedy that’s a bit less heartwarming.

    A fake poster for Shall We Dance? mimicking the poster for Shallow Hal.
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  • Retro 70mm Movie Adventures: Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

    Richard Dreyfus plays with his food in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
    Bob Balaban in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

    This movie is full of great performances. I have a new favorite: Tape Guy.

    The true hero of Close Encounters of the Third Kind: TAPE RECORDER GUY!

    You know he begged to sit on stage for this.

    Here’s your fake poster:

    A fake poster for Close Encounters of the Third Kind mimicking the poster for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
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  • Movie (no) Pass Adventures: Videoheaven

    Stylized image of a woman pulling a video tape in a case off a shelf.
    A man sitting at a video store counter, resting his chin on his hand.

    A documentary about video stores- a business model that started and pretty much died during my life- and how they are presented in film is a great idea. I liked this a lot, but I would have liked it more if it was a little shorter and the voice-over text was more polished.

    The challenge of making a poster from a movie made of clips from a ton of other movies is that there’s no one character to focus on. So I used it as an excuse to make a classic “one billion floating heads” poster.

    A fake poster for Videoheaven mimicking the poster for Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
    How ’bout that “shelf life” joke? Pretty good, yeah?
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  • Today’s treasure

    I’m a digital media teacher. Today, I met with a bunch of fellow elective teachers for an all-day planning meeting. We normally meet at the district offices, but today we were invited to the Warner Bros. lot. In the middle of the meeting we were taken to Stage 24. It used to be where they filmed Friends, but today it was mostly empty.

    MOSTLY empty; it now held this:

    The floor of Stage 24 partially covered by rows of cardboard boxes and loose stacks of papers.

    The stage had boxes and stacks of promotional posters from Warner movies from the past sixty years. “We’re going to get rid of all this. Take as much as you like!”

    You know how you sometimes get a dessert that’s so delicious you keep eating well after you are full? That was me with these posters. I spent HOURS digging through them. I took a bunch for my classroom, and more for me. I left behind a ton of things that looked amazing but were not appropriate for school. Most of the materials were either half sheet posters or publicity packs, but there were some full size posters as well.

    Here are a few of the things I found. I added trailers if I found them.

    Doc Savage poster

    Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975), starring Ron Ely, AKA “TV Tarzan.”

    Deadly China Doll (1973)

    The Impossible Years (1968)

    (A scene, not a trailer)

    A man called Dagger (1967)

    THEME BY STEVE ALLEN!

    Two posters for The Bad Seed (1956)

    “A PICTURE OF EMOTIONAL EXTREMES and SNSITIVE DEPTH!”

    Chamber of Horrors (1966)

    “The first movie with its own FEAR FLASHER and HORROR HORN!”

    The Body (1970) – music by ROger Waters!

    “A deeply intimate feature-length film exploring the physical experience of being human.”

    The Time Machine (1960) promotional materials.

    Octopussy (1980) – Not the worst James Bond movie, but certainly close.

    Time After Time (1979). I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said “My name is H.G. Wells. I have come here in a time machine of my own creation!”

    Get to Know Your Rabbit (1972). A Brian De Palma movie!

    Rock & Rule (1983)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb1w8tW8Rns
    Debbie Harry! Cheap Trick! Lou Reed! Iggy Pop! Cartoon Animals!

    Mayerling (1968). No real trailer available, but here’s a “fan” edit.

    Not exactly a fan: “This movie is laughably bad. I really only watched it so I could look at Omar Sharif and honestly they did him dirty with that hairstyle.”

    The Incredible Mr. Limpet (1964) promotional pictures. I’d say this is the greatest film about a man who turns into a fish and joins the navy ever made.

    The transformation scene.

    Hot Potato (1976) and Enter the Dragon (1973).

    Amazing that Bruce Lee got THIRD billing in the original trailer.

    The Gumball Rally (1976)

    Raul Julia’s finest film.

    O Lucky Man! (1973) promotional pictures.

    Slander (1957)

    I think I’m getting this one framed.

    I have a car full of posters like those, but I definitely left these two behind:

    Hercules (1983)

    Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)

    “Sure, Peter Sellers has been dead for three year, but that doesn’t have to stop us!”