Tag: science fiction

  • Retro Movie (no pass) Adventures: Blade Runner (1982)

    Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner. Just his head is visible, He is smiling.
    Sean Young as Rachael from Blade Runner. Just her face is visible. The background is unclear gold and brown shapes.

    Man, this movie is good. I saw a 4K remaster at The Egyptian, and it was frickin’ beautiful.

    A few days ago I watched Tony Scott’s The Hunger. Yesterday I watched Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner. I guess I should complete the director trilogy by watching Michael Scott’s Threat Level: Midnight.

    A few months ago I used Blade Runner’s poster as the model for the fake poster for A New Leaf, so it only seems fair to do the reverse for this movie.

    A fake poster for Blade Runner mimicking the poster for A New Leaf.
  • Movie Pass Adventures: Ash

    Eiza González as Riya in Ash.
    Eiza González as Riya in Ash.

    This movie isn’t exactly Alien with extra gore and a big spoonful of David Lynch, but it isn’t far from that either. Not a movie for me, but space horror isn’t usually my jam.

    Another rushed poster, but that’s okay; I didn’t really feel much motivation to do something better.

    A poster for Ash that's a lazy ripoff of the poster for Alien. Seems appropriate.
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  • Retro Movie Double Feature Adventures: Forbidden Planet (1956) & The Time Machine (1960)

    I saw both of these at The New Beverly Cinema, Quentin Tarantino’s movie theater that only shows movies on 35mm (or in rare cases 16mm) film, and it’s always a double feature. They also show old trailers, and it was wild to see something that actually made The Black Hole look like a serious, scary sci-fi film. The audience was full of neurodivergent socially awkward weirdos who talk too loudly about things they love, so I fit right in.

    Forbidden Planet

    Forbidden Planet movie bar

    Somehow, I’d never seen this. I really enjoyed it. It’s a crazy mix of dated ideas (“we’ve known each other nearly two days, so of course we’re in love!”) and ahead-of-its-time concepts. The special effects hold up incredibly well for a movie that’s almost 70 years old. I bet Gene Roddenberry loved this movie. It was like an early Star Trek episode in all the right ways, all the way up to the “our greatest enemy is ourselves” ending. And dig that crazy score!

    The Time Machine

    The Time Machine movie bar

    After Forbidden Planet ended, someone in the row in front of me told a friend: “Forbidden Planet is great, but The Time Machine is better! It’s a classic!

    He was wrong.

    The Time Machine has its charms, but it’s a much weaker story (the final message seems to be “our blond-haired master race can save the world with genocide”), and more than once the special effects are either terrible mattes or “here is some stock footage that approximates the description in the voice-over.” Also: coming up with futuristic names is always a challenge, and there’s no way to know how language will shift over time, but Weena is an especially unfortunate choice.

    SPECIAL BONUS CONTENT!!

    I always make a graphic for the featured image of these posts. If I see two movies in a day I make a single combined graphic. But this one is different! I made two separate graphics, then mashed them together for the front page.

    HEY LOOK GRAPHICS:

    Leslie Nielsen and Anne Francis in Forbidden Planet
    Rod Taylor in The Time Machine