Tag: spider-man

  • Half-Retro Streaming Movie Adventures: The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    These were both spur-of-the moment choices. One choice was better than the other.

    The Kentucky Fried Movie

    Wally & THe Beaver in Kentucky Fried Movie
    Evan C. Kim as Loo in The Kentucky Fried Movie

    I was looking through free stuff and this popped up. I thought “Hey, I remember that being funny- I’ll watch it!” It does not hold up. Most of the jokes are only funny if you don’t already know them, and there was so much cheeseball nudity that I kept hiding my screen in case my spouse woke up and thought I was watching seventies porn.

    It’s also very much made for people who watched movies and TV in the seventies. I’m guessing most people under thirty would have no idea that a huge chunk of the movie is a direct parody of Enter the Dragon.

    This is not a great parody poster, but it’s a better parody poster than this movie deserves.

    A poster for The Kentucky Fried Movie that parodies the poster for Lost in Translation.

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Three Spider-Men pointing at each other in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
    Spider-Man and Spider-Woman in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    My students finished testing early, so we had an hour and a half to fill. I pulled up the first age-appropriate movie I thought might interest them that I could find.

    This movie is so damn good. I hope the final part eventually gets made, but it doesn’t feel very promising. It’s currently scheduled to come out on my birthday… two years from now.

    This parody poster isn’t terrible, but this movie deserves a better one.

    A poster for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse parodying the poster for Kiss of the Spider Woman
    But that costume sure looks cool in shades of blue!
    Fediverse reactions
  • Movie Pass Adventures- Double Dunst, Day 2: Spider-Man 2

    My brother and I saw the original 2002 Spider-Man movie in a theater last week, and it was great to see it with an audience. This week we went to Spider-Man 2, and the audience… sucked. Look, I know James Franco has been exposed as a less than stellar human, and I know his part is mighty melodramatic, but that doesn’t mean you should laugh every time he appears. Stay with the movie, people! I should have gone to the Alamo Drafthouse instead; audiences there are rarely jerks.

    Rosemary Harris is the Aunt Mayest of Aunt Mays. Her Aunt May is also mighty strong: she hangs from an umbrella off the side of a build for nearly two minutes! I couldn’t do that.