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Advertising Mastodon Photoshop

Magenta House

I took one of the things I made for my magazine (seen here and here) and reverse engineered it to look like a scan.

An ad for the Magenta Record Hut. Where else can you find Beef Pig?

Really, I’m just using this as an excuse to make a link for testing Fediverse connectivity.

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Advertising Photoshop

Real Ultimate Power

I wonder whatever happened to him.

When I was really working out, I’d start the day with a cup of KTPM, run thirty miles, have two more cups, lift for a few hours (either upper body, legs, or tongue), have eight more cups, then go right to sleep. I have never been healthier than I was at my healthiest!

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Advertising Photoshop

It’s Big!

A 1947 ad for the classic Big Sandwich before they went commercial. The most beautiful woman in the world holds one aloft. Glowing text gushes over the wonders of Big Sandwich. All told, seven people raise three Big Sandwich to the air as if to say WE DENY YOUR GOD.
Have YOU accepted Big Sandwich?

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Photoshop

I hope he got the help he deserved.

Benito Caprese needs your help!

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Photoshop

Patsy!

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard her sing “Rock Lobster.”

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Criterion Collection Photoshop

True Genius

Box art for the Criterion Collection release of Baby Geniuses. Fun fact: I started to look for the movie so I could pull something out of it for the cover, but then I realized that no one would know who or what was actually in the movie.
I believe the children are our future.

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Criterion Collection Photoshop

Barry Bostwick’s Greatest Role

The cover for the Criterion Collect release of Megaforce.

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Criterion Collection movies Photoshop

Missed the best one!

I can’t believe I posted those Criterion Collection films yesterday and missed the one that’s the surefire winner of everything. Forgive me.

The cover of the Criterion Collection release of Marmaduke.
Pete Davidson better be working on his Best Actor acceptance speech!

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Criterion Collection movies Photoshop

Oscars are coming!

There are only a couple of months until the 95th Academy Awards. While I have already seen every single film that came out in 2022, I try to rewatch likely Best Picture nominees at least six times before the broadcast so I can really lock down my picks. While I usually have to settle for streaming, a few of the sure-fire nominees have been released as fully remastered Criterion Collection discs. These are the miracles of 2022 that I now own. Highly recommended.

The box art for The Criterion Collection release of Moonfall.
The box art for The Criterion Collection release of Pinocchio: The True Story.
The box art for The Criterion Collection release of Morbius.

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Photoshop

Yankee Candles, Part 2

No way! Even more candles!