Retro Movie Adventures: Earth vs. the Flying Saucers
Ah, the Fifties: when aliens so advanced that they can travel thousands of miles between seconds can be defeated by guys driving trucks with weapons they built in two months. When people could be followed by a flying saucer on…
Movie Pass Adventures: Perfect Days
If you’re looking for a slice-of-life movie about a charming toilet cleaner going through his very structured daily routine that isn’t a comedy and is (except for about a dozen words) entirely in Japanese, then you should see this film.…
Movie Pass Adventures: Lisa Frankenstein (slight return)
I saw it again, this time with friends and a bigger audience, and it worked much better. Still not a great film, but much more fun. If you’re going to watch it, do it with as large of an audience…
Movie Pass Adventures: Madame Web
A misfire, but much less of one than I expected it to be. It’s set before Peter Parker’s birth, so it’s full of “let’s talk about Spider-Man without talking about Spider-Man” moments. My favorite was when a character said “when…
Movie Pass Adventures: Lisa Frankenstein
I thought of a far-too-mean opening paragraph for this: “The good news: I’m confident Lisa Frankenstein will not be the worst movie I see this week. The bad news: tomorrow I’m seeing Madame Web.” Lisa Frankenstein is not a particularly…
Mid-February Movie Rodeo Roundup Jamboree Wonder Festival
This year I’ve decided to get as much as I can out of my AMC monthly pass. To break even I have to use it to see an average of one and a half movies a month. So far this…
From the twisted mind of E.B. White
The Internet’s Biggest Secret EXPOSED!
A day or two ago I saw a post where someone was complaining about being in “Instagram Jail.” At the end of the post they wrote “it’s frightening how much power they have.” And it is, but the really frightening…
Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day: Epilogue
I got tired of it.