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From the twisted mind of E.B. White
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The Internet’s Biggest Secret EXPOSED!
A day or two ago I saw a post where someone was complaining about being in “Instagram Jail.” At the end of the post they wrote “it’s frightening how much power they have.” And it is, but the really frightening part is that we gave it to them. Warning: Old Man About To Yell At…
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Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day: Epilogue
I got tired of it.
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Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #00004
“I hate this job, and I hate you, Pete!” Pete looked at his feet in complete defeat. “Look, Mickey, I know I fly off the handle sometimes, but I need you here.” Mickey Mouse was having none of it. “None of it will I have!” he heaved. “I’m going to pursue my real dream: baking…
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Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #000003
Mickey Mouse sat quietly on the deck of the steamboat. Barely moving, barely breathing, barely existing. “Is this all I am meant to be? Is this my life?” He knew that something needed to change- but what? “Oh, I know- plastic surgery will solve my problems!” And it did and everything was perfect forever.
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Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #000002
Wow. Such a brilliant bit of character development. This one’s going to recontextualize everything you ever thought you knew about Michelin Mouse! I am making space on my awards rack for all the awards I will be awarded for this soon-to-be-award-winning character. AWARD.
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New Feature: Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #000001
Now that the original Mickey Mouse is out of copyright, I can finally start the feature I’ve always wanted to do since I thought of it nearly 30 minutes ago! Every day for the rest of time (or until I forget or get bored) I will introduce a BRAND NEW ORIGINAL CHARACTER based on everyone’s…
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Such a great show
I saw this at a car wash in Van Nuys. An amazing re-imagining of “The Fully Monty” set in a nudist colony. The final scene featured the leads all putting on coveralls. Donny Osmond sang four solo songs and did a tap dance, which was weird because he wasn’t in the cast.
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Famous Movie Scenes, Part II
Less than 24 hours ago I posted a collection of some of my favorite movie scenes, and it quickly became the most popular piece of media ever created. I was nominated for twelve Pulitzer Prizes and three Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, and I was declared President of the Earth and Related Planetary Systems. So here…