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Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #00004
“I hate this job, and I hate you, Pete!” Pete looked at his feet in complete defeat. “Look, Mickey, I know I fly off the handle sometimes, but I need you here.” Mickey Mouse was having none of it. “None of it will I have!” he heaved. “I’m going to pursue my real dream: baking…
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Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #000003
Mickey Mouse sat quietly on the deck of the steamboat. Barely moving, barely breathing, barely existing. “Is this all I am meant to be? Is this my life?” He knew that something needed to change- but what? “Oh, I know- plastic surgery will solve my problems!” And it did and everything was perfect forever.
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Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #000002
Wow. Such a brilliant bit of character development. This one’s going to recontextualize everything you ever thought you knew about Michelin Mouse! I am making space on my awards rack for all the awards I will be awarded for this soon-to-be-award-winning character. AWARD.
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New Feature: Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #000001
Now that the original Mickey Mouse is out of copyright, I can finally start the feature I’ve always wanted to do since I thought of it nearly 30 minutes ago! Every day for the rest of time (or until I forget or get bored) I will introduce a BRAND NEW ORIGINAL CHARACTER based on everyone’s…
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Such a great show
I saw this at a car wash in Van Nuys. An amazing re-imagining of “The Fully Monty” set in a nudist colony. The final scene featured the leads all putting on coveralls. Donny Osmond sang four solo songs and did a tap dance, which was weird because he wasn’t in the cast.
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Famous Movie Scenes, Part II
Less than 24 hours ago I posted a collection of some of my favorite movie scenes, and it quickly became the most popular piece of media ever created. I was nominated for twelve Pulitzer Prizes and three Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, and I was declared President of the Earth and Related Planetary Systems. So here…
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Famous Movie Scenes
Some movies are so momentous that they are forever burned into the collective consciousness. Here are a few I appreciate. Every time I see them I find something new. Do you like movies? Really? Then name seven of them.
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I accidentally became a font designer
I never watched Lost in Space, but it had a couple of awesome themes. I really like the Season 3 opening: I thought it would be fun to remake it new people, but I didn’t want to hand-draw the titles to match the style of the original text. I looked for a font that was…
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Welcome to America!
Someone recently reposted this thing I made twenty years ago. My girlfriend’s family had gone on vacation to Europe, and I picked them up when they came back. I made this to play in the car driving home. I’m pretty sure this isn’t why what drove her to break up with me, but I wouldn’t…