This movie is incredibly gross and dumb, and I loved it. If you can laugh at over the top gore, you might be the target audience.
Today’s fake poster originally was going to be a knockoff MCU Avengers thing, but I saw this shot of Peter Dinklage and knew what had to be done.
If you ever have to become a ghost, it seems like the ones in Topper are the most pleasant. You’re basically the Invisible Woman from the Fantastic Four, without the force fields but with bonus intangibility powers.
Constance Bennett spends most of the movie hitting on Roland Young (who, despite what the billing says, is the real star of this movie).
Today’s fake poster is completely based on slant rhyme.
That litter box was way too small for that cat.
Today’s fake poster is really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
I’ve never watched Laurel & hardy, but based on this movie, this seems to be the formula for most of their comedy:
Can you tell which one I thought was funnier?
William Seiter’s Wikipedia entry says “Seiter earned a reputation for his charming comedies that were moderately paced and kept the laughs coming quietly, rather than resorting to obvious jokes and slapstick.” He must have abandoned that for this movie.
…and now it’s time for another “you’ll only know the reference if you’re a movie poster fanatic” fake poster!
Marilyn Monroe with glasses is so much hotter than Marilyn Monroe without them. However, I did appreciate that her vanity about being seen wearing them explained that a lot of her ditziness and clumsiness was actually symptoms of blindness.
This was one of the first CinemaScope pictures, and you can tell by the opening scene: a five minute performance by a full orchestra that has nothing to do with the story. They obviously thought “Hey, we’ve got a really wide screen- what’s a really wide thing with impressive sound we can film?”
How to Marry a Millionaire was directed by Jean Negulesco. He received his star at 6212 Hollywood Boulevard on February 8, 1960. He was one year older than I am now, so I’m hoping I get my star next year.
Today’s fake poster is based on a slightly different movie about relationships.
Gordon Hollingshead was mainly a producer of short films, so many that he was nominated twenty times for Best Short Subject Academy Awards (and won about a half dozen).
I’ve been using Justwatch to find this to see for this project, and the only Hollingshead thing it listed as available on any streaming service I have was “Why We Fight: Divide and Conquer,” one of Frank Capra’s WWII propaganda films. Pretty straightforward stuff.
No poster for this (it’s a short, not a full film) but I did make this loop:
Of course, after I watched this I looked on youtube and found a ton of shorts he worked on, including this cool one about jazz:
Hollingshead’s star is at 6200 Hollywood Boulevard, which means that in the month I’ve been doing this I’ve gone TWO WHOLE BLOCKS! Eleven more unseen movies (and way more already-seen ones) until I get to Hollywood & Vine!
Godzilla vs. bureaucracy. The soundtrack often has to drum up excitement in scenes of middle management meetings:
*BOMPATA-BOMPATA-BOMBOMBOMBPA*
“Inform the Prime Minister that the meeting with the Zoning Commission will happen at 11:00.”
“But that overlaps his meeting with the Sewage Line Planning Committee.”
*BOMPATA-BOMPATA-BOMBOMBOMBPA*
“Push the SLPC to noon.”
“But what about lunch?”
“LUNCH WILL HAVE TO WAIT.”
*BOMPATA-BOMPATA-BOMBOMBOMBPA BOW BOW BOW BAAAAWW!*
But it works!
Today’s fake poster is based on another movie about hunting a monster.
A classic “You know who should be in charge of this Arabic country? The British” film. Lots of macho men and kept women.
I went through three different sources for this before I found a decent free print.
Valentino’s popularity was dropping when this came out, but then he died on the press tour and this movie became huge. He has a great face, but he looks better when you don’t see the rest of his head.
Bonus: there’s a pretty big part for Karl Dane– much larger than the film I specifically watched to see him.
Today’s fake poster is from another movie that uses the “[blank] of the [blank]” format.
I think this is exactly the sloppy, goofy movie that Ethan Coen wanted to make. It has fun bits- Charlie Day’s twist on a clueless cop is strong- but it’s less than the sum of its parts. In the glory days of cable you’d stumble into the middle of this while flipping channels, chuckle at a scene or two, and move on.
I think today’s poster is a Oneder.
Before I saw this I read the title and thought this was a war movie. I never thought it would be about a light and bubbly Bette Davis with a brain tumor.
Humphrey Bogart is in this, and I was halfway through the movie before I realized he was doing an Irish accent.
Herbert Rawlinson was a lead actor in silent movies who became a character actor when sound appeared. He has a pretty small part in this as a doctor who finds a doctor who can handle brains better than himself. He’s my last missing star at 6150 Hollywood Boulevard. On to 6166!
This is another “I think this poster’s pretty funny if you know the sources (but you probably don’t)” poster.
