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I love classic children’s books
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Clayton Teaches
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Old records were weird.
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Old books were weird
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Old magazines were weird.
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Meet Lasagna Arab! – A Beatles Anagram
Haven’t done one of these for a while. Yo A Dabber (Abbey Road)
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A Mom Ramble
It was my second try in two days to make chocolate chip cherry bread. I stood in Mom’s kitchen, kneading the dough in a bowl. Normally I’d do it on the counter, but that was covered with everything needed to prep Mom’s morphine, and cross contamination seemed like a bad idea. We didn’t need bread,…
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How to spend too much time on a joke
…and how to overexplain a joke On one of the many top secret websites I visit, someone started a thread with this question: What’s a bizarre sequel to a movie or new season of a previously-canceled show you would like to see where the plot, characters and even tone take a sudden, drastic left turn?…
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They Might Be Trolls
I enjoy torturing innocent people. One of my former students follows me on Twitter. They have a tendency to find music acts they love and absorb every little fact about them. I get that; I used to do the same thing with comic books (I still know more than I should about kryptonite). Past obsessions…
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Oh, no! MORE music stats? WHY?
Yesterday I wrote a long boring post no one will read about music I listened to in 2020. Everyone loves spreadsheets about music! Today I realized I forgot the thing I normally add: the iTunes list of most heard songs. Here, another spreadsheet for you! I’ve posted it in some form every year, and every…