I would buy a Flying Wombat from Roland Young.
The most interesting fact I could find about Richard Wallace- and who knows if it’s actually factual- is that he made the jump from shorts to full length films with the help of noted identity chameleon Corrine Griffith.
I kept wanting to call this movie “The Young at Heart,” so this is a good choice for a fake poster.
I wonder if this was originally written as a play. Almost every scene is shot in the same room from the same angle. It’s supposed to be a murder mystery, but that’s really just an excuse for Raymond Griffith to do his shtick.
Eleven years before this movie, Earle Williams (1560 Vine Street) was voted America’s number one star. A year after it was released, he was dead from pneumonia.
Today’s fake poster is my second James Bond ripoff homage.
Okay, I’ll admit it: sometimes I’m dumb. The whole idea of this movie is that Rex Harrison has fantasies about dealing with his possibly cheating wife, but I didn’t realize they were fantasies until the first one ended. This is even though the camera literally zooms right up to Harrison’s face and into his eye before each vignette.
This movie is a lot of fun if you disregard the sudden turn from the most devoted husband ever to would-be murderer and back over the course of a few hours.
Kurt Kreuger (1560 Vine Street) plays Harrison’s assistant. This is a change from a lot of the roles Kreuger was getting. He was just the right look and age to get cast as a bunch of Nazis, and he wasn’t thrilled about it.
Today’s poster reminds us that what’s mine is yours, and what’s enemy is unfaithfully.
If you want to make a PG-13 movie but still have tons of blood and dismemberment, make everyone an android or an alien, and make sure their blood is anything other than red. Then it’s just fun!
Today’s fake poster was an obvious choice.
It’s fun. The ending is silly, but they sure couldn’t do the book ending these days. Michael Cera is the best part of the movie.
Today’s fake poster is based on a film about a different man.
If movies had nutritional value, this would be a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
…but if they made a movie about Corinne Griffith it would be a steak dinner. She was a real estate tycoon. She married multiple times, and during one divorce proceeding she tried to get out of paying alimony by claiming that Corinne Griffith was dead and she was actually Corinne’s little sister. And later she changed her story and claimed that she was Mary, Corinne’s identical twin, who took over her sister’s life when Corinne unexpectedly died in Mexico. Billy Wilder’s second to last film Fedora was inspired by her story.
Today’s fake poster:
A movie made by a very conservative director starring two very conservative actors that says you can’t trust the rich and you can’t stop ordinary people from doing good. I wonder how they’d feel about today’s political climate?
Rod La Rocque (1580 Vine Street) plays Ted Sheldon, the nephew of the richest man in the movie, and the closest thing Gary Cooper has to a romantic rival. In real life he had been a popular silent film star ho transitioned into character roles in talkies, then retired in his fifties. His marriage to fellow silent film star Vilma Banky (who I recently saw in Son of the Sheik) was huge, and they stayed together until his death in 1977.
Today’s fake poster is another “Meet [name of person]” movie, but I doubt anyone will recognize it.
Depending on how you look at it, I’m either very far along or just getting started. There are 1227 motion picture stars. If you look at contiguous stars, I’ve only completed 142, or about 11.5%. That’s the part in red. But if you don’t worry about them touching, I’ve seen 876, about 71%. And a lot of these old movies cover more than one star, so it should only go faster as I see more stuff. That’s good, because at the rate I’m going this thing is going to take me four years!
Whoever designed the original poster for this sure had fun adding not-very subtle subtext:
Richard Dix (1608 Vine Street) is Duke, a bank robber on a brutal chain gang. He plans an escape, but when Johnny, his brother, gets put in the same gang, Duke decides to stay in to protect him. He doesn’t do a great job.
Today’s fake poster is a David Lynch ripoff:
Jafar Panahi is a braver man than me.
Today’s fake poster:
Anne Baxter thinks she murdered a very creepy Raymond Burr, but isn’t sure because she got blackout drunk on Polynesian Pearl Divers. My favorite part is when she uses a handkerchief over the the mouthpiece of a phone to disguise her voice, and it totally works. It turns out Detective Drebin was right.
Ann Sothern (1600 Vine Street) plays one of Baxter’s roommates. The location of the fictional bar where Burr gets Baxter drunk is actually very close to Sothern’s star. This was filmed right around when she moved from film to television. I’m sure we all remember her best as the voice of the car in My Mother The Car.
Today’s fake poster is the second one I’ve done that’s based on a “classy” adult movie, but the other one is better.
