Category: Photoshop

  • I make important things for work

    My digital media classes are designing cereal boxes, and one of the requirements is that they include a custom mascot. Some of my students are unsure of their drawing skills, so today I showed them how they can use a reference image to make a mascot. I used my head as the sample image. I started by showing them the over-detailed image, then the simplified one, and finally the exaggerated and even simpler version. Let’s hope it keeps them from making theirs from AI slop!

    Three sketches of my head, each at a different level of complexity.
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  • Hey Lady!

    A loose stack of records. On top is The Annoying Jerry Lewis, with multiple pictures of Jerry Lewis making silly poses. Text near the top right of the cover reads:
Nearly 23 minutes of random grunts and squeaks from the creator of "The Day The Clown Cried."
Text near the bottom right reads:
This album fulfills all contractually mandated recording requirements.
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  • Sick Burn

    A pile of books on a table. The top book's cover has a painting of decaying human bodies in tubes. The book is "I Hate This Tanning Salon" by Tex Flightrisk.
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  • Recent book finds

    A paperback book titled I Missed the Space Bus to My Space Office.
    A paperback book titled I Think It's the Robot from Spaceballs.

    They don’t make books like this any more.

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  • Hey, did you know you look like…

    Jordan Morris is a writer and the co-host of the Jordan Jesse Go! podcast. This week he was complaining about how often people say to him “Hey, you look like Zach Galifianakis!” And he kinda does, not in a “you might get confused enough to ask him about working on Baskets” way, but in a “if they were casting a movie he could reasonably be picked as a Zach Galifianakis type” way.

    So I made this:

    The cover for the very real Jordan Morris autobiography "I am not Zach."
    And just in case you don’t know the reference…

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  • Blobby brush

    A very rough color sketch of me wearing sunglasses, a bike helmet, and a colorful bike jersey.

    Hey, look! Things are getting worse!

    I’ve been playing with making custom Photoshop brushes. This was drawn with one of those. I like the way I forgot to color my neck.

    Maybe I should get a “how to draw” book.

  • The Last Movie of 2025: Some Like It Hot with Pat O’Brien

    Joe E. Brown and Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot.
    Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot.

    Sneaking in a last movie of 2025 to wrap up my “Fake posters for every movie I see in 2025” project. My letterboxd list says I’ve seen 254, but my fake poster count is 258 so I’m missing something somewhere.

    What a great movie to end the year. It’s hilarious. Also: I never got why people were so enthralled by Marilyn Monroe. I get it.

    Composite image. On the left, a mockup of Pat O'Brien's star on the Walk of Fame. On the right, a black and white portrait of Pat O'Brien.

    Pat O’Brien (1531 Vine Street) plays a cop who manages to let a lot of people get shot. He was a very popular actor who appeared in over 100 films.

    My LAST FAKE POSTER is… pretty good. Not a favorite, but an acceptable end to the project.

    A fake poster for Some Like It Hot mimicking the poster for Silver Linings Playbook.

    I guess I should do some sort of “wrap-up/what’s next” post tomorrow so that all my imaginary fans aren’t left guessing about my next project.

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  • Movie Pass Adventures: No Other Choice

    Lee Byung-un in NoOther Choice
    The family from No Other Choice.

    What a pleasure to get all the way to the end of the year and find a favorite movie. Dark and hilarious, with creative choices I’ve never seen before but instantly understood.

    I wrote roughly one billion words about the last movie I saw. Part of that is because bad movies are easier to write about, but it’s also because I don’t want to spoil this movie.

    Of course, that doesn’t mean I can’t make a silly fake poster based on a Charlton Heston zombie virus movie!

    A fake poster for No Other Choice mimicking the poster for The Omega Man.
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