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I hope he got the help he deserved.

Benito Caprese needs your help!

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Patsy!

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard her sing “Rock Lobster.”

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Heir to Kubrick

The cover of the Criterion Collection release of The Oogieloves in the Bog Balloon Adventure.

…but Chaz Palminteri’s Milky Marvin feels more like a David Lynch creation.

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A Horror Classic

Another grand slam home run from the master of suspense.

Here, have a related story.

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True Genius

Box art for the Criterion Collection release of Baby Geniuses.

Fun fact: I started to look for the movie so I could pull something out of it for the cover, but then I realized that no one would know who or what was actually in the movie.
I believe the children are our future.

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Haunting. Heartbreaking.

The cover of the Criterion Collection release of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.
In France the title was Le Petit Vilain Qui Souille Son Corps Pour de L’argent.

One of the most haunting films of the last twenty-five years. Subtle, graceful, heartbreaking performances. All who see it are changed. If this movie doesn’t reduce you to tears, are you even a human being?

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Barry Bostwick’s Greatest Role

The cover for the Criterion Collect release of Megaforce.

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Missed the best one!

I can’t believe I posted those Criterion Collection films yesterday and missed the one that’s the surefire winner of everything. Forgive me.

The cover of the Criterion Collection release of Marmaduke.
Pete Davidson better be working on his Best Actor acceptance speech!

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Oscars are coming!

There are only a couple of months until the 95th Academy Awards. While I have already seen every single film that came out in 2022, I try to rewatch likely Best Picture nominees at least six times before the broadcast so I can really lock down my picks. While I usually have to settle for streaming, a few of the sure-fire nominees have been released as fully remastered Criterion Collection discs. These are the miracles of 2022 that I now own. Highly recommended.

The box art for The Criterion Collection release of Moonfall.
The box art for The Criterion Collection release of Pinocchio: The True Story.
The box art for The Criterion Collection release of Morbius.

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Jorts of the past, Jorts of the future.

Choose your fighter.