Category: Photoshop

  • Famous Movie Scenes

    Some movies are so momentous that they are forever burned into the collective consciousness. Here are a few I appreciate. Every time I see them I find something new.

    Orson Welles and Kermit in the famous campaign scene from Citizen Kane.
    Orson Welles in the famous campaign scene from Citizen Kane(1941).
    Barbara Satanwyck, Fred MacMurray, and Grover in the grocery store scene from Double Indemnity.
    Barbara Stanwyck and Fred MacMurray in a scene from Double Indemnity (1944).
    Anthony Perkins, Miss Piggy, and Janet Leigh in Psycho.
    Anthony Perkins and Janet Leigh in Psycho (1960).
    The cast of Spotlight.
    And a more recent film, the modern classic Spotlight (2015).

    Do you like movies? Really? Then name seven of them.

  • Napoleon Bonajort

    Napoleon Bonajort riding his horse Majorto over the Alps.
    I have returned- with jorts!

  • Wizard.

    Poster for Gonk with the Windu

    Frankly my dear, I don’t give a gonk.

  • Cutoff in his prime

    World famous denim enthusiast Jorts Harrison on the cover of his seminal work All Things Must Pants.

  • The significance of the battlestar is change

    DVD box art for The Cylons of the Lambs

  • Magenta House

    I took one of the things I made for my magazine (seen here and here) and reverse engineered it to look like a scan.

    An ad for the Magenta Record Hut. Where else can you find Beef Pig?

    Really, I’m just using this as an excuse to make a link for testing Fediverse connectivity.

  • Now I can pretend I’m a published author.

    I’m thinking about having my students make a magazine, so I made a goofy test book. I’m putting a link to it here in case any of you like to spend too much money on stuff. I set my profit to zero, so all of your money will go straight to the big scary corporation.

    Most of it is stuff I’ve already posted. I’ll probably end up putting the rest of it up as well, so you should probably just wait.

    https://www.blurb.com/b/11527636-robot-ponies

  • Hounds of Luke

    Please enjoy "Hounds of Luke" AKA "Kate Bush with my face." I apologize in advance for all nightmares generated by this image.
    Greatest Photoshop ever?

    I just got a Mac Mini. I had forgotten how easy it is to use Garageband to make terrible music. Please enjoy this interpretation of a classic song from the eighties currently enjoying oversaturation thanks to a retro horror television show.

    I’m sure this is how Kate Bush wanted this to sound.

  • Real Ultimate Power

    I wonder whatever happened to him.

    When I was really working out, I’d start the day with a cup of KTPM, run thirty miles, have two more cups, lift for a few hours (either upper body, legs, or tongue), have eight more cups, then go right to sleep. I have never been healthier than I was at my healthiest!

  • It’s Big!

    A 1947 ad for the classic Big Sandwich before they went commercial. The most beautiful woman in the world holds one aloft. Glowing text gushes over the wonders of Big Sandwich. All told, seven people raise three Big Sandwich to the air as if to say WE DENY YOUR GOD.
    Have YOU accepted Big Sandwich?

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