Tag: mickey mouse

  • Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #00004

    “I hate this job, and I hate you, Pete!”

    Pete looked at his feet in complete defeat. “Look, Mickey, I know I fly off the handle sometimes, but I need you here.”

    Mickey Mouse was having none of it. “None of it will I have!” he heaved. “I’m going to pursue my real dream: baking pastries!”

    He marched off the boat and straight to his new bakery. He worked nonstop for days to fill his shop with delicious treats. In fact, he worked so hard that he fell asleep on the racks of pastries. When he awoke, his ears felt heavy and everything sounded like he was lisening through a wall. He ran to the bathroom and discoverd each ear had been perfectly sealed by one of his cinnamon buns! Oh, how he cried.

    Cinnamon bun Mickey Mouse

  • Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #000003

    Mickey Mouse sat quietly on the deck of the steamboat. Barely moving, barely breathing, barely existing.

    “Is this all I am meant to be? Is this my life?”

    He knew that something needed to change- but what?

    “Oh, I know- plastic surgery will solve my problems!”

    And it did and everything was perfect forever.

    Elective surgery Mickey Mouse

  • New Feature: Copyrighted Mickey Mouse of the Day #000001

    Now that the original Mickey Mouse is out of copyright, I can finally start the feature I’ve always wanted to do since I thought of it nearly 30 minutes ago! Every day for the rest of time (or until I forget or get bored) I will introduce a BRAND NEW ORIGINAL CHARACTER based on everyone’s favorite public domain character, Michael J. Mouse (AKA “Mickey”).  I think you’ll agree that the first entry is brilliant- and they’re only going to get BETTER! Or WORSE! Or be about THE SAME!

    Mickey Mouse With A Unibrow