Bert I. Gordon sure loves “Eat and Get Large” movies.
Marjoe Gortner is a football player who confidently makes bad decisions that get people killed. Pamela Martin plays the woman whose type is apparently “guys who look like scared birds who believe they are always right.” Together they fight giant rats that are actually normal-sized mice or cheap rat costumes.
The lesson I learned from this movie: If you find a mysterious puddle of white goo, you probably shouldn’t eat it.
Today’s fake poster is based on a different exploration of the unpredictable effects of deities on mankind.
