Tag: photoshop

  • Movie Pass Adventures: Presence

    The main cast of Presence (plus a realtor).

    It’s hard to talk about this movie without giving away the different take it has on how to capture a ghost story, so I’m not going to try. Spoilers for that below. I won’t spoil any of the actual story, but if you want to be surprised by Soderbergh’s latest way of Soderberghing, now is the time to look away.

    All good? Cool.

    Soderbergh’s approach is to tell a ghost story from the point of view of the ghost. Every scene is a single shot from the ghost’s perspective. For the most part it works. The movie really only breaks when things happen that are beyond things that would happen in the real world; shaking tables are a lot more believable than floating objects.

    As for the actual story: It’s pretty predictable- especially since there are a couple of important plot points that were extremely telegraphed- but the cast is watchable enough to let that slide.

    Today’s fake poster is only the slightest of genre shifts. I could easily see a similar poster being actually used. This version, however, wouldn’t stand a ghost of a chance.

    A poster for Presence parodying the poster for Ghost.
    This movie had a shocking lack of pottery scenes.

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  • Movie Pass Adventures: One of Them Days

    SZA tries to get some shoes.

    Not every movie has to be The Brutalist. Sometimes the right movie is a low stakes comedy where crazy situations happen but you’re not worried because you know it’s going to work out for the right people; a movie where people repeatedly get into bad situations, and when they try to get out of them they fall into something worse until everything falls apart- which somehow is exactly what needs to happen to fix everything.

    Does this movie really make sense? No. Is it lighthearted fun with charming leads? Absolutely.

    And is it bad that it’s only February and I’m stretching to find reasonable posters to parody? Maybe.

    A parody poster for One of Them Days in the style of the poster for Dazed and Confused.
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  • Apologies to System of a Down

    Kamala Harris holds up an album titled "Concepts of a Plan" with a cover that features an orange hand and a sliver of a terrible former president's face.
    “Now, THIS album SUCKS…”
  • Alamo Drafthouse plays some wild stuff.

    A poster for "Alamo Mind Cinema" featuring images and titles of multiple imaginary movies, including Chubby Rain, Simple Jack, Satan's Alley, and Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

    Update:

    Someone pointed out that a movie called “Bitter Harvest” was actually made a few years ago. If you want your poster of imaginary movies to avoid having real counterparts, steal this version instead:

    A poster for "Alamo Mind Cinema" featuring images and titles of multiple imaginary movies, including Chubby Rain, Simple Jack, Satan's Alley, and Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Bitter Harvest has been replaced by Habeas Corpus.
  • Napoleon Bonajort

    Napoleon Bonajort riding his horse Majorto over the Alps.
    I have returned- with jorts!

  • Wizard.

    Poster for Gonk with the Windu

    Frankly my dear, I don’t give a gonk.