Month: November 2019

  • New Shoes

    My bike shoes are three and a half years old. They were fine- biking is not exactly tough on the soles- but I needed a second pair for work. Of course, as soon as I ordered the new pair, the old pair started falling apart. THEY KNEW.

    My bike shoes.
    Left: old and busted.
    Right: New Hotness.
    In the back: gloves (in case you need to dye your hair).

    The new ones look more like sneakers, which is nice. They also look more like clown shoes, which might be okay as well. BONUS! One of my bikes is yellow, and the other is olive green. my feet will match either bike, which is what makes bikes fast.

    Leo from Twin Peaks would be so happy.

    I was going to put a video of Leo saying “new shoes,” but he’s gross and drooly., so you get some Angelo Badalamenti instead.
    Leo is excited.
    I told you he’d be happy.

  • My fingers didn’t like this ride

    I ride a lot in the summer. I’m used to heat. I ride wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt.

    Today was not hot: Sunny, but mid forties to low fifties. Not the best weather for thin shorts. I did adjust my clothing a tiny bit: I wore a long sleeved shirt. That helped my arms, but did nothing for my fingers or ears, which were mad at me for most of the ride.

    Tomorrow: gloves!

  • I make important things.

    Sometimes a dumb idea appears and must be indulged.
  • Please enjoy some bad writing about sex

    Don’t write like this. If you do write like this, don’t send it to a publisher. It’s creepy, embarrassing, and hilarious. You could be doing much more valuable things, like finally cleaning out that space under the kitchen sink or taking a really good nap.

    Also: don’t publish writing like this. That’s paper that could be still be trees. Instead it’s a permanent record of a complete lack of understanding of composition, physical intimacy, and basic anatomy.

    I changed my mind. Publish all writing like this. It accidentally brings the reader satisfaction. I hope that’s not a parallel to anything in the authors’ lives.

  • Today’s Silly Little Ride

    I thought the hardest part of riding every street in the San Fernando Valley would be the long stretches, but so far it’s the back-and-forth required to get every side street and alley.

    I’m sure once I start getting up into the hills I’ll wish I was doing twisty flat rides again.

    Today’s goofy ride:

    You can see my total progress here: https://www.strava.com/athletes/1133075/heatmaps/3eaec873#12/34.22072/-118.47229

  • 50ish Recent Songs

    50ish recent songs, mostly chosen by my phone. BONUS: a link to a full length feature film! Not a good film, but still: film!

    Distant Sky – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
    Gerson’s Whistle – Yeasayer

    I Should Have Known Better – She & Him

    Remember that time you wanted a folky cover of a Beatles song done by Zoe Deschanel? Well, here it is!

    America – Simon and Garfunkel
    …Something Like That – Airline Food
    The Coast – Paul Simon
    Sa Trincha – Smell of Paradise
    Feed me to the Lions – Adam and The Ants

    I’m Not There – Sonic Youth

    Because when you think “Sonic Youth” you immediately think “Bob Dylan covers.”

    Concerto in A – Sicilienne – Telemann
    Harm – The Munitors
    Catch The Rainbow – Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra

    It’s Too Quiet – John Frost
    This is actually a New Detective sketch from KROQ. I used to love these, but now the silly fun is muted by the casual racism of “Socky, the little foreign office boy.”

    Reckless – Liam Finn
    Hot Car – Being Dead
    The Greys – Frightened Rabbit

    Israel – Miles Davis

    Y’like JAZZ?

    Baby Hallelujah – Konradsen
    The Balance – Royal Tongues
    Naima (alternate take) – John Coltrane
    The Loved Ones – Elvis Costello and the Attractions

    Van Morrison – U.T.A. Texas Hall – Dec 13, 1973 – Radio Commercial
    I have a bunch of these old commercials. I love hearing stuff like “Come see Van Morrison. Tickets are five bucks at the door.”

    Class System (featuring Pharrell Wiliams & Julee Cruise) – Handsome Boy Modeling School
    Catch 22 – Send Dudes
    Born to Run – Bruce Springsteen
    Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division
    Know Your Rights – The Clash

    Our Lips Are Sealed – The Go-Go’s

    My first time watching this video is the official starting point of my Jane Wiedlin crush.

    Tired Eyes – Neil Young
    Best Friend – The Beat
    Sugar Daddy – Frank Black
    Everybody Knows (Ft. Mating Ritual) – RAEKO
    Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Pt. 1 – The Flaming Lips
    Can’t Let Go – Lucinda Williams
    Fill the Void – Oingo Boingo
    Traits De Caractere – Paris Combo

    These Burgers (live ’01) – The Moldy Peaches

    Great song, or greatest song?

    Late For The Sky – Jackson Browne
    Changes – David Bowie
    True Love Will Find You In The End – Beck
    The Last Ten Homes – Mice Parade
    My Funny Valentine – Ben Webster
    Movie Theme – John Wesley Harding
    Little Green Bag – George Baker Selection
    We Live So Fast – Heaven 17
    Steven Stills – Poco – Tarrant C. C. C. – Jul 15, 1975 – Rock Show Commercial

    Triple Terror Show ad 2 – Commercial

    This is an ad for three grindhouse films: Blood of Ghastly Horror, Naked Evil, and The Gorilla Gang. Youtube actually has the full movie of Blood of Ghastly Horror. If that’s too much time to invest in a crappy film, at least watch the trailer for Gorilla Gang. It’s magical.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6x-LCuqiNM
    The full ding-dong movie!
    “Evilcolor” appears to be the same as “Black and White.”
    I think this really happened.

    The Distance – Cake
    Fleetwood Mac – Kansas – Memorial Aud. – May 19, 1975 – Rock Show Commercial
    Try – Delta 5
    Walkinonit – J Dilla
    Sweet And Lovely – Thelonious Monk Quartet with John Coltrane
    Sunday – The Cranberries

  • I make important things for work (Star Wars Edition)

    My students are shooting a film that includes a light saber battle, so I found a tutorial to help them figure out the effects. This is my rough test footage.

    George Lucas named Luke Skywalker after me.

    Some things:

    • Rotoscoping is annoying and tedious.
    • Rotoscoping is even more annoying and tedious when you realize halfway through it that you haven’t been setting keyframes.
    • It’s easier to to animate large movements.
    • It’s hard to match up prerecorded light saber sounds to new video. None of the sounds in this clip are timed properly, and most of them are the wrong sound altogether. I would have faked it with mouth noises, but Katherine is asleep and doesn’t need to wake up to me making buzzes and space burps.
    • Square ended light sabers look weird.

    I also made this opening for the morning bulletin. A few nerds on campus will get it.

    And all of them will be annoyed by it.

  • Some Bike Ridin’ Stuff

    Managed to get in a nice 26ish mile ride today at (for me) a good pace. If I get back to riding more than once a week, I might get okay at this again!

    I should get back to my “ride every street in the San Fernando Valley” project. I’ve got the Southeast corner pretty well sewn up. The hard part about the rest of it is I have to either drive my bike somewhere else (which I hate), or I have to re-ride for a while on streets I’ve already done (which will take longer).

    The map so far. I might be ten percent done. Maybe.

    Also, completely by accident, I found a great old bike song. This is a “new” (circa 1978) version by R. Crumb and the Cheap Suit Serenaders.

    Weird comics AND old music. What a renaissance man.
  • New Star Wars Shows

    Disney+ just debuted with a new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian. Using my incredible sleuthing skills I have discovered promotional images from a few other Star Wars-based series now in development.

    The Mandymorian!

    The Mandelbortian!

    I’m pretty sure this was already a movie.
    Produced in association with the World Wildlife Fund.
    Ah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah

    She spends every show whining that Boba Fett gets more attention.
  • 50ish Recent Songs

    Mostly picked by the Music app, with some assistance from Dan.

    Checkout Blues – Eels

    Creeque Alley – The Mamas & The Papas

    Life’s What you Make it – Talk Talk

    For Your Love  – The Yardbirds

    Dream Forever – Bumblebees

    absolute lithops effect – The Mountain Goats

    Hope Street – Stiff Little Fingers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRTcH04qRjQ

    Strangers – A.O. Gerber

    Mother Nature’s Son (Take 15) – The Beatles

    Love Like Laughter – Beth Orton

    Canoe – John Lurie

    12 Elliot In Your Cup – The Blanks

    Back in the Saddle – Aerosmith

    California – Liz Phair

    Time Out For Fun – Devo– there are definitely other Devo records that are more revolutionary and/or iconic, but “Oh, no! It’s Devo” was the first record of theirs I owned, so it’s the one that brings out the most nostalgia.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP-fu–VpS4

    SUNLIGHT – BESOS

    Time Heals Nothing – Danko Jones

    King Midas In Reverse – The Hollies

    Love of My Life – Louis Prima

    Riot – Childish Gambino

    St. Louis Blues – Louis Prima

    Dancing In The Street – Martha Reeves & The Vandellas

    Israel – Miles Davis

    Crepuscolo Sul Mare – Piero Umiliani

    Daydream Believer – The Monkees

    I Got Life (James Rado & Company) – Original Broadway Cast

    Never Give You Up – The Black Keys

    The Negotiation Limerick File – Beastie Boys

    Godless Heathens – Skin Mag

    Get Bummed Out – SPORTS

    Don’t Pull Away (Feat. Milosh) – J.Viewz

    The Perfect Drug – Nine Inch Nails – I’m not a huge NIN fan, but this is an awesome bike song. Check out the “deep” visuals in the video.

    In The Hanging Gardens – Pinkshinyultrablast

    BLEACHÉ – yuko yokio

    Everything Borrowed – Jerry Paper

    Company Calls – Death Cab For Cutie

    Unknown Legend – Neil Young – very different from NIN, but also an awesome bike song. And if you’re thinking that the song is about someone riding a Harley Davidson and that that’s a very different kind of bike, I have some news for you.
    There’s a real video for this song, but no high quality versions are on Youtube, probably because Neil Young only wants his music played in 6000 bit hyper dense magic quality.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkL_IevacnU

    Popeye Theme – Face to Face – the most important song of this or any other time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqf2mKl6SUk

    Fool, Fool, Fool – The Clovers

    SOKA – Sister Bliss

    Giving It All – 20/20

    Sailor and widow – Keren Ann

    The Man In Me – The Clash

    The Power Of The Heart – Peter Gabriel

    Evil Angel – Rufus Wainwright

    Can’t Stop The World – Ginger Sling

    Donuts (Outro) – J Dilla

    L.S.D. Partie – Roland Vincent

    Grand Illusions – Joan Osborne

    Fade To Grey – Anteros – this is not a cover of Visage. This song is generic alternapop. No need to seek it out.