
Look, I only got about three hours of sleep last night; it should be pretty easy for a movie to outwit me.
Not one thing in this movie surprised me. Every plot point is predictable, every joke is telegraphed, every decision a character makes is the one they have to make to get the story to the next point, even if there’s no motivation for it.
…but at least there’s a completely pointless “I got pee in my mouth” joke.
[…] to “bewildering.” Jamie Lee Curtis is strong, as she always is when not terribly miscast and slogging through dreck. But my favorite performance was from Dave Bautista, who gets to play small and subtle. I’m […]