Look, I only got about three hours of sleep last night; it should be pretty easy for a movie to outwit me.
Not one thing in this movie surprised me. Every plot point is predictable, every joke is telegraphed, every decision a character makes is the one they have to make to get the story to the next point, even if there’s no motivation for it.
…but at least there’s a completely pointless “I got pee in my mouth” joke.