Movie Pass Adventures: The Last Showgirl

Nomi Malone was nowhere to be seen.

Kieran Shipka, Pamela Anderson, and Brenda Song huddled together and crying.

The buzz about this movie was stuff like “Pamela Anderson’s greatest performance! Incredible!” That sounds great until you remember that she’s never been known as a great actress. I don’t mean to sell her short- there are some scenes where she is absolutely riveting- but they are surrounded by acting that ranges from “okay” to “bewildering.” Jamie Lee Curtis is strong, as she always is when not terribly miscast and slogging through dreck. But my favorite performance was from Dave Bautista, who gets to play small and subtle. I’m really glad he’s been able to somehow avoid always being cast as “Large Angry Fighting Person.”

And now some (very) slightly sad news!

I started making fake posters this year so I could use them as replacements on Letterboxd, but the site where they draw posters from is cracking down on fan art, which means this is the last one you’ll see on Letterboxd (and it will probably disappear from there). The good news: you’ll still see them here! Another great reason to visit my blog!

Alternate poster for The Last Showgirl roughly copies the look of the ad campaign for Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
Othe spoof considered include: The Las Starfighter, The Last Dragon, and Last of the Red Hot Lovers

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