Author: Ga2so

  • Movie Pass Adventures: Materialists

    Dakota Johnson in Materialists
    Dakota Johnson and Pedro Pascal in Materialists.

    Some random things:

    • This is a treatise about the formulaic nature of relationships wearing a rom-com costume.
    • Dakota Johnson’s character says she’s had a boob job. If shes has (and maybe she has), it the most restrained and subtle one I’ve ever seen. But I guess that’s the point?
    • Another character has had his legs lengthened by six inches, but somehow their who body is proportional.
    • At one point one of the characters is in a play. I noticed the poster said it was written by the director. I looked it up, and it’s an actual play she wrote. That’s a nice bit of bonus pay.

    I thought about making the fake poster based on the one for How to Marry a Millionaire, but it has way too many elements to try and correlate things in this movie, so I went with something a little more obscure.

    A poster for Materialists mimicking the poster for Valley of the Dolls.

  • Retro Streaming Movie Adventures: Grave of the Fireflies (1988)

    Seita and Setsuko looking worried with fire behind them in Grave of the Fireflies.
    Seita and Setsuko facing each other and looking at something between them below the bottom of the image in Grave of the Fireflies.

    Boy, Studio Ghibli sure is good at crushing hearts.

    I spent way to long faking the logo for this fake poster, and it’s still not quite right.

    A poster for Grave of the Fireflies mimicking the poster for Ghost World.
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  • Retro Streaming Movie Adventures: Nowhere (1997)

    The alien from Nowhere.
    James Duvall in Nowhere.

    There’s a pretty good chance I would have liked this when it came out, and there are some parts that work for me, but Old Man Me spent most of the movie thinking two things: “Gosh, they sure are trying hard to be edgy” and “James Duval has anti-charisma in this.”

    Some cool set designs, though.

    I struggled to find a poster to parody for this, and I don’t think it really works.

    A poster for Nowhere mimicking the poster for Mean Girls.
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  • Movie (no) Pass Adventures: Jane Austen Wrecked My Life

    Camille Rutherford in Jane Austen Wrecked My Life
    Movie bar for Jane Austen Wrecked My Life. Pablo Pauly and Camille Rutherford look at each other. Behind them is greenery.

    So there’s this woman who just can’t find romance in her life. There’s a guy who’s her best friend, but they’ve never quite become a couple. Then an opportunity comes up to do something she’s always dreamed of, but there’s this awful (but handsome) guy there. You will never guess what happens next!

    Other than some nudity and frank sex talk that probably wouldn’t happen in an American version, this movie is a lifetime rom-com with some subtitles. Everyone is charming and fun to watch, but it’s total fluff.

    For today’s poster I went with the obvious dumb pun.

    A poster for Jane Austen Wrecked My Life mimicking the poster for Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
    Yeah, baby!
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  • Movie Pass Adventures: Pavements

    Two versions of Pavement: the original band and the biopic version.
    Pavements movie bar.

    The best possible Pavement movie. A documentary of the band, but also of a jukebox musical about the band, and also about the reunion tour, and also about a Pavement museum, and ALSO a parody of traditional Bohemian Rhapsody style biopics, and ALSO a documentary about making the biopic. Everything is jumbled together, and it’s often hard to know what’s real. It’s refreshing to see a band movie that never pretends to be accurate.

    Today’s fake poster was pretty obvious once I found a picture of the band standing like they were in a lineup.

    A fake poster for Pavements mimicking the poster for The Usual Suspects.
    As a Blank Check fan, I had to add Griffin to the poster.
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  • Retro Movie Adventures: Dogma (1999) (25th Anniversary release)

    Mat Damon and Ben Affleck in Dogma.
    The cast of Dogma looking serious.

    I’m glad this movie was as good as I remembered it. Serious topics buried in New Jersey stoner humor; it’s Kevin Smith at his peak.

    Today’s fake poster is a spiritual successor to the one for Frida (but that one looks better).

    A poster for Dogama mimicking the poster for Dog Man
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  • I forgot to post this

    I made a little video of my San Francisco trip.

  • San Francisco Movie Pass Adventures: The Phoenician Scheme and The Life of Chuck

    The Phoenician Scheme

    Tom Hanks and Bryan Cranston on The Phoenician Scheme. They are rendered in muted cyans and oranges
    movie bar for The Phoenician Scheme

    Wes Anderson certainly has a style, doesn’t he?

    My fake poster for this is pretty weak, but I enjoyed trying to push Anderson’s color grading into superhero territory.

    A poster for The Phoenician Scheme poorly mimicking the poster for Deadpool

    The Life of Chuck

    Tom Hiddleston as Chuck, smiling and wearing glasses
    movie bar for The Life of Chuck

    This is more like three related short films than a single movie. Some of it works well, and some of it is trying far too hard to look like deep wisdom. But that’s also how Stephen King writes, so that makes sense.

    This fake poster also isn’t particularly great, but I thought the tagline at the top was pretty funny.

    A poster for The Life of Chuck poorly mimicking the poster for The Secret Life of Pets
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  • Streaming Slightly Older Movie Adventures: MacGruber (2010)

    Stylized image of MacGruber on a colorful fake LEGO background for some reason.
    MacGruber & Vicki in MacGruber

    Would Ethan Hunt ever put celery in his butt as a distraction? I think not!

    Today’s source poster is about as unrelated to this movie as it could be.

    A poster for MacGruber mimicking the poster for High Fidelity.
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  • Movie (no) Pass Adventures: Caught by the Tides

    Tao Zhao smiling in Caught by the Tides. She is rendered in simplified shapes of orange, red, green, and black.
    Tao Zhao, arms above head, wearing sunglasses, looking to the right. Part of her face and arms are visible.

    I imagine Jia Zhangke in 2014 watching Boyhood and thinking “I like the idea of a movie shot over decades with the same actors. I’d like to do it with my favorite actress (who is also my wife), but I want to start with her twenty years ago. Maybe I’ll recycle old footage of her I shot for other movies. And I’ll throw in some random experimental videos I shot along the way.” No one should be able to make that work, but Jia somehow pulls it off.

    Today’s poster is about getting caught. I didn’t have the right pictures of the cast to make it work, but I decided they were blurry enough to fake with substitutes. Please pretend they look vaguely like the real characters.

    A poster for Caught by the Tides mimicking the poster for Catch Me If You Can.
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