Retro Movie Adventures: Cooley High (1975)

Why wasn't Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs ten times as active as an actor? I wouldn't have minded if we got less Boom Boom Washington if it meant more big movie roles.

Sherman Smith, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Glynn Turman freaking out while riding in a car in Cooley High.
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs and Glynn Turman as Cochise and Preach in Cooley High.

Why wasn’t Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs ten times as active as an actor? I wouldn’t have minded if we got less Boom Boom Washington if it meant more big movie roles.

It was good to see a pre-SNL Garrett Morris in a more serious role. Another guy who should have had a much larger career.

Oh, and Robert Townsend is in this (uncredited) for about ten seconds!

My first thought for today’s fake poster was a riff on Vanilla Ice’s “Cool As Ice,” but copying the title design would have meant writing it like this:

COOL
EY
HIGH

and that looked dumb. Then I thought about using a different high school movie like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but that seemed too similar. So I went with a movie that takes place in the same city, but in a different decade.

A poster for Cooley High mimicking the poster for Chicago.
Posters that use the “the name on the left is lower than the name on the right so everybody can claim they got top billing” thing crack me up.

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