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  • Movie Pass Adventures: Wake Up Dead Man

    Daniel Craig in Wake Up Dead Man.
    Josh O'Connor in Wake Up Dead Man.

    The Knives Out movies are fun. The murder mystery is always there, but they never have the same theme. The first was about family, the second about unchecked wealth, and this one about faith. And they mostly play fair- we get all the clues at the same time as Benoit Blanc. I hope they make a hundred more of them.

    The inspiration for today’s poster is a movie that I saw a long time ago: two days before this one.

    A fake poster for Wake Up Dead Man mimicking the poster for Sentimental Value.
    I had to add some text lines to fit in more cast members.

  • Walk of Fame Movies: Lights of New York and Helene Costello

    Cullen Landis and Helene Costello in Lights of New York.
    Helene Costello, Wheeler Oakman, and Gladys Brockwell in Lights of New York

    Lights of New York is the first “all-talking” picture. Other movies had synchronized sections, but this is the first one that synchronized the whole movie. It’s a pretty terrible movie, but that’s no surprise. Most of the effort probably went into capturing sound, and it was probably very expensive to do multiple takes or camera angles; it’s full of stiff, unbroken scenes.

    Composite picture. On the left, a mockup of Helene Costello's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. On the right, a black and white portrait photo of Helene Costello.

    Helene Costello (1500 Vine Street) is another casualty of the jump from silent films to talkies. She’s buried in an unmarked grave somewhere in Calvary Cemetery, one of the oldest cemeteries in Los Angeles. And she wasn’t related to Lou Costello, but he claimed he changed his last name to Costello to honor her.

    Today’s fake poster is based on one from a different story of New York.

    A fake poster for Lights of New York mimicking the poster for Escape from New York.
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  • Movie Pass Adventures: Sentimental Value

    Stellan Skarsgård in Sentimental Value.
    Renate Reinsve and Inga Ibsdotter Lilleas in Sentimental Value.

    More saccharine than I expected, but far less saccharine than you’d think from the trailer’s use of Ooh La La by The Faces. Strong performances all around, but it never quite pulled me in.

    I’m way behind in my fake poster for real movie based on real poster for other movie project, so I’m starting to lean in to the simpler ones. At this rate my last one will be a remake of the advance poster for Ant-Man.

    A fake poster for Sentimental Value mimicking the poster for The Graduate.
  • Movie Pass Adventures: Train Dreams

    Felicity Jones and Joel Edgerton in Train Dreams
    William H. Macy in Train Dreams.

    What a beautiful movie.

    Deliberate, but not tedious; every frame is there for a reason. I’m sad that most people will watch this on Netflix, because it looks amazing on a real movie screen.

    I went for an easy poster today, based on one from a recent movie that has surprising parallels to this movie.

    A fake poster for Train Dreams mimicking the poster for Die My Love

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  • Walk of Fame Movies: The Devil’s Needle and Norma Talmadge

    Norma Talmadge in The Devil's Needle
    Tully Marshall, Marguerite Marsh, and Norma Talmadge in The Devil's Needle

    Things I learned from this movie:

    • Don’t take medical advice from a model
    • If you get hooked on drugs, just go work on a farm for a bit and you’ll be cured.

    The most interesting part of this movie was seeing how the restoration team dealt with the degraded film stock.

    Composite picture. On the left, a mockup of Norma Talmadge's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. On the right, a black and white portrait photo of Norma Talmadge.

    Norma Talmadge (1500 Vine Street) was one of the top silent film stars. Like many other actors, her popularity fell with the rise of talkies. Unlike many others, she had saved a ton of money and was happy to get out of the public eye.

    If you’ve ever driven down Talmadge Street in Los Feliz and wondered who it was named after, now you know.

    Today’s poster makes a morality tale about drug abuse look like a rom-com.

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  • Walk of Fame Movies: Kansas City Confidential and Edward Small

    Mr. Big from Kansas City Confidential
    Three masked criminals from Kansas City Confidential

    A fun little caper flick. Does it make sense? No, but everyone in the movie believes it does, and that’s enough to make it work. Jack Elam is a glorious twitchy rag doll of creepiness.

    Composite picture. On the left, a mockup of Edward Small's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. On the right, a black and white portrait photo of Edward Small.

    Edward Small (1501 Vine Street- I accidentally did this one early) produced about a billion movies, mostly westerns. There are very few pictures of him online. I guess he was camera shy, but you wouldn’t guess that from his production company’s logo:

    The logo for Edward Small Productions. Giant letters "ES" fill more than half the screen. Below them are the words "EDWARD SMALL PRODUCTIONS"
    I guess “Small” didn’t refer to how he wrote his initials.

    Today’s source poster was pretty obscure, but it looked cool so I went for it.

    A fake poster for Kansas City Confidential mimicking the poster for Atlantis: The Lost Continent.
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  • Walk of Fame Movies: Postal Inspector and Ricardo Cortez

    Bela Lugosi, Patricia Ellis, and David Oliver in Postal Inspector.
    Michael Loring and Patricia Ellis in Postal Inspector.

    Well, this one’s a stinker. More than once it tries to make asking someone “Did any of this happen by mail? Do you have the correspondence?” seem really exciting. It feels like a particularly dull episode of Dragnet. It also features the lead actor complaining about his little brother’s girlfriend for no reason.

    Composite picture. On the left, a mockup of Ricardo Cortez's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. On the right, a black and white portrait photo of Ricardo Cortez.

    Ricardo Cortez (1500 Vine Street) plays Inspector Bill Davis. He was born Jacob Kranze (or Krantz), but the studio thought he’d sell better as a Latin Lover than a Jewish guy. He had a long career: mostly as a character actor, but he was also the first Sam Spade in the 1931 version of The Maltese Falcon. I’m not sure how I landed on this dud to watch him.

    Today’s fake poster is all about the inspectors, baby:

    A fake poster for Postal Inspector mimicking the poster for Inspector Gadget.
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  • Walk of Fame Movies: Dance, Girl, Dance and Dorothy Arzner

    Lucille Ball and Maureen O'Hara in Dance, Girl, Dance.
    Lucille Ball, Maureen O'Hara and Virginia Field in Dance, Girl, Dance.

    Maureen O’Hara and Louis Hayward might be top billed, but this is Lucille Ball’s movie. I really only knew her work from I Love Lucy onward, so it was kind of wild to see her as a sexy burlesque star dancing the hula.

    Composite picture. On the left, a mockup of Dorothy Arzner's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. On the right, a black and white portrait photo of Dorothy Arzner.

    Dance, Girl, Dance was directed by Dorothy Arzner (1500 Vine Street) and HOLY CRAP WAS SHE AWESOME. The first woman in the Director’s Guild of America, the first woman to direct a sound film, and the inventor of the freaking boom mic!

    She had a 40 year relationship with choreographer Marion Martin. She tried to keep her private life private, but she never hid who she was.

    Today’s fake poster comes from a different Girl movie.

    A fake poster for Dance, Girl, Dance mimicking the poster for Girl, Interrupted.
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  • Walk of Fame Movies: I’m No Angel and Mae West

    Mae West and Cary Grant in I'm No Angel.
    Mae West and a Lion in I'm No Angel
    Composite picture. On the left, a mockup of Mae West's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. On the right, a black and white portrait photo of Mae West.

    Normally I write a little blurb about the movie and a second blurb about the featured Walk of Fame person, but I don’t think it’s possible to separate these two.

    Mae West (1560 Vine Street) isn’t my cup of tea, but she was an undeniable powerhouse. She was a woman in her forties (who didn’t try to hide her age) who wrote her own movies, and and didn’t shy away from sex right as the Hayes Code was cracking down on movie content.

    Part of the problem I had with this movie was I kept thinking “She’s just doing a Mae West impression.” She made her self into such an icon that watching her movies now feels like a parody, even though she’s the source.

    Today’s fake poster is based completely on both movies having “No” in the title.

    A fake poster for I'm No Angel mimicking the poster for No Country For Old Men.
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  • Streaming Movie Adventures: The Daytrippers

    Parker Posey & Hope Davis in The Daytrippers
    Anne Meara, Liev Schrieber, and Parker Posey in The Daytrippers

    If this movie were made now, the production company would have hired someone to ghostwrite Liev Schreiber’s “man with a dog head” book.

    I recently had a wave of fake posters that worked really well. That appears to have passed. This is another “there’s a good idea in there somewhere, I think” poster.

    A fake poster for The Daytrippers mimicking the poster for Die Another Day.
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