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An open magazine showing an ad with title I FOUND MY NOSE! AND I CAN HELP YOU FIND YOURS! A large photo shows a man smiling and pointing at his nose. Ad copy reads: Recently, I was performing my morning adjustment of my lip wig when I discovered that something on my face wouldn’t let me push it up into my eyes. Naturally, I was frightened and called my neighbor, who is a somewhat famous animal doctor. He told me the blockage was caused by something called a nose, and that they’re very common! Over 80 percent of men (and 35% of women) have some form of nose. If you think you might have a nose, don’t be scared! Invite me to your home for a steak breakfast and I’ll see if you have one, or if you’re just a deluded freak. At the bottom: TAD DUMPLINGS "I can probably help you find your nose" In the Yellow Pages under "Nasal Detectives"
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